Today, I noticed a little white ball in the corner of my bedroom ceiling. I guess it had been there for a while already, but the teeming mass of baby spiders crawling out made it a lot more conspicuous. FML
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Today, some jackass spider decided to lay eggs behind my wall. No matter how many I kill, I always wake up to multiple baby spiders on my ceiling. FML
Today, I opened a window that had been shut for a couple of months. As soon as I did, dozens of tiny baby spiders blew in with the breeze, and dispersed in my kitchen. FML
Today, I was reaching into the floor vent in my toddler's room to retrieve some toys she'd dropped. What I found instead was a clump of large dead spiders. FML
Today, when I woke up, I noticed something crawling on my bed. A white faced wasp was dragging the corpse of a rather large spider. I'm not sure what I was more disturbed about; the fact that the wasp was dragging something twice its size, or that these bugs even live in my house. FML
Today, some spider must have had babies somewhere in the walls, because every five minutes I seem to find yet another spider on my ceiling, in my cupboards, under the furniture, everywhere. I’m so fed up of smashing them, I’m thinking of getting the house fumigated. FML
Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML
Today, I got up, curtains still closed, and in the dim light noticed something dark on the floor, which wasn’t there yesterday. I turned on the light to find out what it was. A tiny ant hill. FML
Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML
Today, I found the same spider which I had let live yesterday hidden in my bath towel. I didn't find it until it was smeared on my face. FML
Today, I saw what I thought was a cobweb right behind my head where I sleep. I went to wipe it off and part of the sheetrock dented in. On further inspection, they were holes in the wall. Termites started coming out of them like something out of a horror movie. My husband is out of town for the next few weeks, and I'm extremely bug-phobic. FML
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janelly16 7
Reading this gives me The chills
SkoomaKi 28
Kill it. Kill it with fire, a massive book, a chainsaw, bleach, water, your hands (not recommended), a sword, juice, liquid nitrogen, grenades, a minigun and possibly a thumb tack. Last option: burn house down.
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Comments (161)
deOrca 8
If the ceiling is white and the walls are white, it would be hard to notice. Besides, who really looks up at the corners of their walls anyway? Consequently, I checked every corner in every room of my house after reading this. Edit: This was a reply to another comment but got put here. Oh well.
UnicornInSpace 6
CHARLOTTE'S WEB! :o
prettykitty82 4
Kill them all except one and call him Nemo.
bowser_rawr16 13
That happened at my grandma's house when I was little. I was in my aunts bedroom, when she and I noticed the ceiling was getting darker, and when we looked up, the ceiling was showered with itty bitty baby spiders. That was the most screaming I think I've heard in my entire life. lol
robert76 5
Yeah, uh, first thing I'm doing when I get home today is checking ALL of the ceiling corners in my house!!
sampson12 0
Ewwww!!!!
catanita 18
That little white ball is the egg sack.
MizCherryBlossom 15
Oh my godness, I don't mind spiders,but to imagine then growing in your room? Eck
metal8lover 11
not cool :(
timmy007 0
I would never sleep in that room again if I were you. I'm terrified of spiders