Today, I noticed a little white ball in the corner of my bedroom ceiling. I guess it had been there for a while already, but the teeming mass of baby spiders crawling out made it a lot more conspicuous. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, some jackass spider decided to lay eggs behind my wall. No matter how many I kill, I always wake up to multiple baby spiders on my ceiling. FML
Today, I opened a window that had been shut for a couple of months. As soon as I did, dozens of tiny baby spiders blew in with the breeze, and dispersed in my kitchen. FML
Today, I was reaching into the floor vent in my toddler's room to retrieve some toys she'd dropped. What I found instead was a clump of large dead spiders. FML
Today, when I woke up, I noticed something crawling on my bed. A white faced wasp was dragging the corpse of a rather large spider. I'm not sure what I was more disturbed about; the fact that the wasp was dragging something twice its size, or that these bugs even live in my house. FML
Today, some spider must have had babies somewhere in the walls, because every five minutes I seem to find yet another spider on my ceiling, in my cupboards, under the furniture, everywhere. I’m so fed up of smashing them, I’m thinking of getting the house fumigated. FML
Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML
Today, I got up, curtains still closed, and in the dim light noticed something dark on the floor, which wasn’t there yesterday. I turned on the light to find out what it was. A tiny ant hill. FML
Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML
Today, I found the same spider which I had let live yesterday hidden in my bath towel. I didn't find it until it was smeared on my face. FML
Today, I saw what I thought was a cobweb right behind my head where I sleep. I went to wipe it off and part of the sheetrock dented in. On further inspection, they were holes in the wall. Termites started coming out of them like something out of a horror movie. My husband is out of town for the next few weeks, and I'm extremely bug-phobic. FML
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Top comments
janelly16 7
Reading this gives me The chills
SkoomaKi 28
Kill it. Kill it with fire, a massive book, a chainsaw, bleach, water, your hands (not recommended), a sword, juice, liquid nitrogen, grenades, a minigun and possibly a thumb tack. Last option: burn house down.
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Comments (161)
thatgirlinoregon 21
See them here, there, EVERYWHERE.
llamafish 25
Aww, they probably think you're their mommy! ...Err, daddy... Congrats!!! :D
SeanMargalit 0
The itsee bitsee spiders climed down OP's wall... Haha
Keiren 14
Auugh. I agree with lots of people. Torch the house.
b0ngs 7
Lawd! I just had a HP flashback to where Aragog's 'babies' come crawling out 0.o
puppie406 23
Those were his brothers XD
Dracoboxer357 36
Op, I don't want to creep you out anymore than you already may be, but, I read statistically you'll swallow about 6 spiders while asleep through out your life time. :p Icky.
Arrawyn 12
Now I will never sleep again, in my life. Thanks
Fonze13 0
Not for op he's/ she's ganna have like 20
IcedJesus 5
Minimum*
SixxAM_fml 9
Kill it! Kill it with fire!
mtrklr 1
I don't want to freak you out, but in so cal where I live, those " white balls" are black widow egg sacks.
Arrawyn 12
Thank ******* god I don't live there, not even the same country, lawl
johngaltmovement 8
Kill it with caramel hands!!!!! Thumbs up I you've seen thy video
aileen15 15
what does that have to do with the fml noor?lol