Today, I noticed a car following me all the way to my house. It was dark so I got really nervous and called the police. The person got out of the car. It was my mom. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the police came to my door and told me about a woman who called the cops on me because she said that I had been following her in my car. We were on the highway. FML
Today, while taking out the trash late at night with my mom, a group of people drove by and decided it would be funny to turn around and chase us up the driveway in their car. Before I even realized what was happening, my mom was already halfway to the house yelling back, "You're on your own!" FML
Today, my mom told me to follow her car closely to my aunt's house. I kept really close to her which caused me to get pulled over for tailgating. I explained everything to the cop so he went over to my mom to see if that was the truth. My mom said she didn't know me. I got a ticket. Thanks mom. FML
Today, I hit a parked car and fled because I was so scared. Four hours later, the cops showed up at my house so I broke down crying confessing everything. Turns out, they weren't there about the car I hit. They were alerting me about the string of burglaries in my neighborhood recently. FML
Today, my father told me to take the car and get some groceries. An hour and a half later, coming home with the groceries, I see the cops all around my house because my dad had called them, thinking that I had run away and stolen the car. FML
Today, while my mom was out, I took the car out to CVS to get some food, even though I'm not legally allowed to drive. As soon as I got back in the car, my mom pulled up 2 parking spaces away from me. She didn't notice me bend down to hide... until I accidentally hit the horn in the process. FML
Today, I saw a woman run down my street screaming, "Fuck you cops! I can drive under the influence if I want to!" It took me a second to realize it was my mother. FML
Today, while out for a jog, I noticed that you never know how fast you run until you're being followed by someone in a car you don't know, and they're continuously honking at you. I later found out it my dad in his new car. FML
Today, my mom and I were going to the store. I stayed in the car while she went in. In the car next to me, there was a dog in the driver's seat barking at me. Bored, I barked back at it until I realized there was someone in the passenger's seat watching me. FML
Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML
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aerials_fml 0
I don't get why people are saying she deserved it. Maybe calling the cops was a little too much but I guess it's understandable. You can never be too careful these days.
SKYblue_fml 1
ehh, it's understandable to be a bit concerned that a car is following you.... but you really didn't recognize it? I know it was dark, but still.
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Comments (67)
humorizer 14
I smiled.
dani911 0
there is no way to tell who is driving the car with the headlights blinding u at night. also, my mom was driving a rental car. #31 nice devliverance reference :)
jojojet_fml 0
Who knows things like that no one. Why would they keep up with model of car by head lights its not something you foresee needing. Even if she could tell just b/c its a car like her moms that doesn't mean don't call the cops that just means that the person following her has a car like her mom I think she did that right thing and I'm sure her mom after they cleared it up was probably glad she knew to call the cops my mom would have been.
Shyman4ever 0
That's why there are windows on the cars
allymate 0
I'm pretty sure I can pick out my mum's car, in the dark, from like the end of a street. And if some shit like that happened to me.. I'd call my mum not the cops. Lol. So, dumb.
pernicious_pink 12
Somebody's been watching too many scary movies... and possibly downing too many energy drinks! LOL!
blondiee09 0
woww you dipshit. you deserve it
unlucky_angel02 0
HAHA OMFG. Are you stupid? You should know what your mom's car looks like. YDI :D
Sarah__917 14
You can't see when it's dark!
definatelywierd 0
This is sorta late, but i just wanted to say, SHIT's WEAK!!!
stevenmx86 8
This is ridiculous... This world has people so damn paranoid anymore...
Honda288 2
How did you not recognize that it was the same make, model, or color car your mother drives? Or at least recognize a sequence in the license plate.