Today, I never thought I would see a blowjob from the perspective of the viewer, but it happened, in our open-space office. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boyfriend, who is also my boss, was giving me a blowjob at work. Halfway through, his boss knocked on the door and I had to quickly get dressed and slip out the other door. After leaving, I realized that I was still barefoot and I had to walk back to my desk in front of my colleagues. FML
Today, a blowjob from my fiancée turned into exchanged oral, which turned into mutual masturbation while watching porn, which then turned into me being kicked out of the room because it was "weird" with me watching. FML
Today, I almost got a blowjob for the first time. Except I came before I even got in her mouth. FML
Today, I got really excited at work over a deal I was about to close. I got up and started performing a rather obscene hip thrust only to notice a client sitting in the glass meeting room. FML
Today, I thought it would be a good idea for me and my colleague to fuck in the bathroom that no one uses. Turns out, the president of the company, who was here for a visit, had picked the perfect day to use it. Now we’re jobless and potentially spouseless. FML
Today, after leaving my workplace, I realized that I forgot some important work papers. When I went back to get them, I was faced with the sight of my boss and a coworker getting it on against my desk. FML
Today, my coworker and I got caught having sex in the break-room. It was 6 p.m. and there was only him and me from our department in the office. Apparently, this bitch from another department in another fucking building decided it was the perfect time to make microwave popcorn, and our break-room was the perfect place. FML
Today, while in the middle of giving my husband a blow job, I looked up to see him staring into space and vigorously picking his nose. FML
Today, I got incredibly horny at work. No one was in the office, so I spread out on my yoga mat and started to masturbate. All of the sudden, I heard a forklift outside. I quickly tried to hide, but I think the construction worker caught me. He’ll be working here all month. FML
Today, I caught my coworker masturbating in the bathroom. This was during her shift, while I was mopping the bathroom floors. FML
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Top comments
JudgeComrade 17
At least it wasn't from the perspective of the giver.
Magnoxidans 19
That would really SUCK to walk in on.
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Comments (36)
freddygasman 18
Um.........I'll have what he's having.
ThrottleJockey 36
Remember, it's not what you know but who you blow that gets you places in the work world.
quarterbird 18
(sarcastically) Oh, no. Your life sucks, because someone else got a BJ.
arano 29
That sucks and blows
mrlucky22 18
Thats hard to swallow.
frankmz 17
This is a new POV for you.
Zebediabolical 45
..and all this time I though Czech Streets and Public Agent were staged.
laurellkawes 31
Where do you work?!! The strip club or a brothel??
janderson416 16
Hopefully it was a good one.
Delta_0DST 12
You really expect an office to be civilized all the time?