Today, I must find a gentle way to tell my 71-year-old mother that she's too old to be wearing shirts that expose her belly. FML
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Today, I had to explain to my 65-year-old mother that it is inappropriate for her to walk around in front of me in her underwear. Her response? "Too bad." FML
Today, an old lady on the street told me that I should be wearing a bra because my nipples were visible under my white tee. I am a 37-year-old man. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to see his 72-year-old mom who just had minor surgery on her abdomen. When we asked how she was healing, she lifted up her nightgown to show us a bruise near her belly button. She wasn't wearing any underwear. FML
Today, my mom and I were looking at dresses for me at the mall. The cashier pointed out a dress, and my mom said, "She's definitely not going to fit into that. She's too flat-chested." FML
Today, my mom took a bright red sharpie and drew a red circle just above my breasts. She said, "If I can see this, ever, your shirt is either too low cut or too see through and it will be thrown away." FML
Today, I was carrying some bags out of a store, and my shirt had scooted up a little. I had no free hands, so I ignored it. A woman stopped me to tell me that bare midriffs are only attractive on skinny girls, "not fat ones." I'm 6 months pregnant. FML
Today, I had to have a discussion with my 54-year-old mother about showering. She thinks it's perfectly OK to shower only once a week. FML
Today, my mom and I took my senile grandmother to the mall, since she doesn't get out much. She complained it was hot, then took her clothing off in the middle of the food court. It took us thirty minutes to make her put her shirt back on. FML
Today, I went to my parents' for dinner, who greeted me outside and immediately my mom said, “What are you wearing? Go to my room and change your shirt.” I was with my husband and I’m 47. FML
Today, I returned a shirt for my mom. When the cashier asked why, I just said my mom didn't like the way it looked. After an awkward pause, I noticed the cashier was wearing the same shirt. She was not amused. FML
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babez_fml 0
Oh god....
andyroxs 2
FYL indeed. TBH thats pretty nasty... (:
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Comments (78)
w_h_a_l_e 0
oh god i just vomited a little-TELL YOUR MOTHER! Make FLYERS, Spread the word!
WeScReamSoLOud 0
damn why u hating on ur mom, I mean let her party it up...she is 71...if u must tell her...be nice about and sneaky in some way
Lawlihearttigers 5
Haha i literally loled at that !
Coolguyt2 0
Does she have dimensia? No offense, I was just wondering
writergirl23 19
Take her out shopping and get her t shirts that cover her belly. Shell wear them because like as not she's sick of what she wears.
fml_mu 10
Just gift her a nice shirt and tell her you would love to see her in that and she just looks wonderful in those shirts. :)
accidentprone3 4
What kind of person does that? Well I shouldn't be one to talk, I have some weird relatives. My fifty year old aunt tried to dance with sister 15 year old friend at my sisters sweet sixteen.
pexy_fml 16
Why ? Just leave her
ImaKoala 19
I know that feel bro my mom is 52 and I asked her if I can get a belly button piercing and she said she'll get one too when she takes me.
notsofriendly 17
Eh, probably isn't any worse than a lot of other fashion styles. Might as well let her have her fun.