Today, I must find a gentle way to tell my 71-year-old mother that she's too old to be wearing shirts that expose her belly. FML
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Today, I had to explain to my 65-year-old mother that it is inappropriate for her to walk around in front of me in her underwear. Her response? "Too bad." FML
Today, an old lady on the street told me that I should be wearing a bra because my nipples were visible under my white tee. I am a 37-year-old man. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to see his 72-year-old mom who just had minor surgery on her abdomen. When we asked how she was healing, she lifted up her nightgown to show us a bruise near her belly button. She wasn't wearing any underwear. FML
Today, my mom and I were looking at dresses for me at the mall. The cashier pointed out a dress, and my mom said, "She's definitely not going to fit into that. She's too flat-chested." FML
Today, my mom took a bright red sharpie and drew a red circle just above my breasts. She said, "If I can see this, ever, your shirt is either too low cut or too see through and it will be thrown away." FML
Today, I was carrying some bags out of a store, and my shirt had scooted up a little. I had no free hands, so I ignored it. A woman stopped me to tell me that bare midriffs are only attractive on skinny girls, "not fat ones." I'm 6 months pregnant. FML
Today, I had to have a discussion with my 54-year-old mother about showering. She thinks it's perfectly OK to shower only once a week. FML
Today, my mom and I took my senile grandmother to the mall, since she doesn't get out much. She complained it was hot, then took her clothing off in the middle of the food court. It took us thirty minutes to make her put her shirt back on. FML
Today, I went to my parents' for dinner, who greeted me outside and immediately my mom said, “What are you wearing? Go to my room and change your shirt.” I was with my husband and I’m 47. FML
Today, I returned a shirt for my mom. When the cashier asked why, I just said my mom didn't like the way it looked. After an awkward pause, I noticed the cashier was wearing the same shirt. She was not amused. FML
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babez_fml 0
Oh god....
andyroxs 2
FYL indeed. TBH thats pretty nasty... (:
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Comments (78)
Glam_fml 0
What a disturbing image. Very few people can pull off belly shirts, and I've never met someone 70+ that could. I'm picturing a wrinkled old woman with **** to her stomach and a fat gut hanging out over her pants. After all, she obviously had one kid, so I doubt her stomach is all that nice.
Bloodknight 22
Does she wear sweatpants with "juicy" on the ass as well, haha!
shuttuplily 0
YO GRAMMGRAMM!! Cover up them wrinkles! See not that hard! :D
Nacirema20 0
Haha, #14...! xD #13 FTW! xD Umm... OP, this sux... Y dont u get someone else to tell her? ;)
_Naboo_ 0
('_') I'd hate to see that.
WetDream_fml 0
Why? Let an old lady be happy.
akorpija 12
Today, I saw a grandmother wearing really skimpy clothes. I then felt some sort of liquid on my face, touched it, and realized that it was blood. My eyes continued bleeding. Now, I'm blind, and the last thing I ever saw was a half-naked grandma. FML.
f_me247 0
yo moms a *****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
f_me247 0
Today, I finally told my 71 year old mother to stop wearing shirts that reveal her belly. After a few seconds she started undressing infront of me, pinned me to the wall and violated me repeatedly. I have now declared that i have no mother. FML
KellySaysRawr3 0
Lmfaooo you have a sick [but funny] mind!!!
roflmaoshicopter 0
Break it to her gently. WITH DUAL CHAINSAWS ON A LAWNMOWER!!!!!!!!!