Today, I must find a gentle way to tell my 71-year-old mother that she's too old to be wearing shirts that expose her belly. FML
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Today, I had to explain to my 65-year-old mother that it is inappropriate for her to walk around in front of me in her underwear. Her response? "Too bad." FML
Today, an old lady on the street told me that I should be wearing a bra because my nipples were visible under my white tee. I am a 37-year-old man. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to see his 72-year-old mom who just had minor surgery on her abdomen. When we asked how she was healing, she lifted up her nightgown to show us a bruise near her belly button. She wasn't wearing any underwear. FML
Today, my mom and I were looking at dresses for me at the mall. The cashier pointed out a dress, and my mom said, "She's definitely not going to fit into that. She's too flat-chested." FML
Today, my mom took a bright red sharpie and drew a red circle just above my breasts. She said, "If I can see this, ever, your shirt is either too low cut or too see through and it will be thrown away." FML
Today, I was carrying some bags out of a store, and my shirt had scooted up a little. I had no free hands, so I ignored it. A woman stopped me to tell me that bare midriffs are only attractive on skinny girls, "not fat ones." I'm 6 months pregnant. FML
Today, I had to have a discussion with my 54-year-old mother about showering. She thinks it's perfectly OK to shower only once a week. FML
Today, my mom and I took my senile grandmother to the mall, since she doesn't get out much. She complained it was hot, then took her clothing off in the middle of the food court. It took us thirty minutes to make her put her shirt back on. FML
Today, I went to my parents' for dinner, who greeted me outside and immediately my mom said, “What are you wearing? Go to my room and change your shirt.” I was with my husband and I’m 47. FML
Today, I returned a shirt for my mom. When the cashier asked why, I just said my mom didn't like the way it looked. After an awkward pause, I noticed the cashier was wearing the same shirt. She was not amused. FML
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babez_fml 0
Oh god....
andyroxs 2
FYL indeed. TBH thats pretty nasty... (:
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Comments (78)
Romaine_fml 0
Your grandma can dress how ever the hell she wants >:( Don't cramp her style!
waterynuggets 0
Tru dat
ambrz 0
it's was his mom! lol
AsAlwaysAndrew 0
By any chance are you related to madonna? Just checking. (:
Dancerchick1895 0
lol
suckmorethanme 0
punch her in it, she'll stop.
The_Pleb 0
One word ----- MILF -----
peoc 0
more like --------GILF!---------
Masenko7 12
HAHAHA!
plexico 3
Ma, you can't expose your belly -- your **** are showing! OP, you're welcome.
Ihavetopee 0
Ahh Plexico.. only you can manage to make me smile on a horrendous Sunday morning.
DrunkenValor 0
Omg. Plex owes me a cup of tea.
girlygirl666 0
Hahah plexico- perfect!
xkat356 0
That was amazing.
The_Pleb 0
More like ----- FILF -----
iFruit 0
Just politely give her a hint, e.g. "Oh, I'm getting so old, I can't wear tops that show my belly anymore!" or "Mom, today I'm giving all of my old, ugly clothes away to charity. Give me all of your belly tops, this is not an option." Or you can just borrow them and forget to return them. You can also steal some every time you come to visit, while she's peeing or something.
xdncnlaraynx 0
Oh she's 71, let her do whatever the heck she wants! You don't have the right to tell her what to wear!
mav1986 1
for the sake of humanity, make sure she gets the hint.