Today, I moved into a lovely basement suite. Unfortunately, the 12 year old upstairs plays violin. She also plays baritone. She said she alternates each day. FML
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Today, it appears that my upstairs neighbour has decided to learn how to play the trombone. FML
Today, my neighbor's kid started learning the violin. FML
Today, after my annoying neighbor who used to spend hours playing the cello in the apartment below me finally moved out, I found out that I have a new musical neighbor moving in. This fellow plays the bagpipes. FML
Today, I can't any peace and quiet in any room of my flat. The neighbours on one side are arguing, the other side are having very loud sex, the ones upstairs I suspect are playing some sort of games console, and downstairs daughter has been practising her violin badly all morning. FML
Today, my neighbor's daughter started learning how to play the trombone. FML
Today, I learned that the building I just moved into contains both a drummer and an opera singer. Both are very dedicated to their craft, and practice frequently. FML
Today, I found out that there's a very loud and frisky couple living above my bedroom, and a family with a crying baby living above my living room. At this rate, I'll end up sleeping in the bathtub in my own home. FML
Today, like every evening, our place is literally shaking with banging noises from the apartment below. Are they raising ponies down there? Wrecking the furniture? Taking out some walls? No, it's just my landlord's six-year-old. Playing. FML
Today, I live in the basement and as far as I can tell, my parents spend every day rearranging the furniture upstairs and slamming every door in the house, all day long. If I complain or even mention the noise, they threaten to kick me out onto the streets. I’m not even old enough to move out. FML
Today, I met my new upstairs neighbors and their 4 kids all under the age of 6. I met them due to all the thudding coming from upstairs. FML
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Top comments
tweetbaby14 18
If she's just that bad, you could be the neighbor that yells and hits the ceiling with a broom.
Miss_Attitude96 24
Well, what's wrong with that? I alternate between my cello and violin when I practice. Unless she's really bad, then FYL, OP.
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Comments (158)
Miss_Attitude96 24
What's FAFP?
diidiimi 10
Or you could try stapling ( possibly with a nail gun) sound proofing foam to the ceiling? Much more expensive than earplugs, and trickier, but might work better.
diidiimi 10
She can't practice all day though, can she? She'd have to go to school, do homework, play with friends, eat etc. Leaves you an hour-ish of misery a day? It might feel like an eternity at the time, but there will be an end.
babygeek 4
She'll get better, especially if she practices every day.
Wheredidgrungego 12
Hahaha I play electric guitar. My neighbors hate it when I crank the amp :P
guitarbeast 22
I play both guitar with a half stack amp, and drums, and no matter how well I play, my neighbors always hate me
KiddNYC1O 22
6- I agree but it's a vital part of the commenting policy. If there weren't anti-flood, you'd be breaking the rules. Spam and flood are forbidden.
fricknugget 3
Coulda just said she was asian. haha kiddddin and thats coming from an asian :D
firefly_102 0
I play Baritone! But I play it GOOD!
OMGtrumpetgirl 1
You mean you play it WELL :P
CryMoreFMLs 15
Mine grammar is gooder!!
iam_yummylicious 12
Mine grammar more better than you're's.
RedPillSucks 33
I have the bestest granma of them all.
Lemuel_fml 5
Me grammar are gooder. My were dead u if u no agree.
chickenflem 8
52: yous grammar is the goodest !
MareNostrum 0
Mine grammar are the wellest.
bitchofbadassery 14
Mai amurikan iz goodester tian al yal bitachz an me spelin Id beter #y0l0 #$w@g
Angelice_fml 0
Invest in a piccolo. (;
djmacncheeze 6
My sister plays piccolo -_- I play tenor sax so I just honk it to annoy her :)
Angelice_fml 0
LOLLL I play piccolo and my brother gets pissed whenever I practice.
babygeek 4
I play my tenor over my bestfriend's piccolo. It's hilarious(x
M0rt 0
Bari/tenor sax ftw
KiddNYC1O 22
I know but the system interpret it as spamming or flooding. Wait for the countdown to end.
ididntdoit1980 8
You can always tell the girl how bad she sucks at playing and crush her hopes and dreams and in return get some peace and quiet.
onecrazybitch 0
I think that would motivate her to play a lot more.
Pendragon55555 10
You sir, are an asshole