Today, I moved into a lovely basement suite. Unfortunately, the 12 year old upstairs plays violin. She also plays baritone. She said she alternates each day. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it appears that my upstairs neighbour has decided to learn how to play the trombone. FML
Today, my neighbor's kid started learning the violin. FML
Today, after my annoying neighbor who used to spend hours playing the cello in the apartment below me finally moved out, I found out that I have a new musical neighbor moving in. This fellow plays the bagpipes. FML
Today, I can't any peace and quiet in any room of my flat. The neighbours on one side are arguing, the other side are having very loud sex, the ones upstairs I suspect are playing some sort of games console, and downstairs daughter has been practising her violin badly all morning. FML
Today, my neighbor's daughter started learning how to play the trombone. FML
Today, I learned that the building I just moved into contains both a drummer and an opera singer. Both are very dedicated to their craft, and practice frequently. FML
Today, I found out that there's a very loud and frisky couple living above my bedroom, and a family with a crying baby living above my living room. At this rate, I'll end up sleeping in the bathtub in my own home. FML
Today, like every evening, our place is literally shaking with banging noises from the apartment below. Are they raising ponies down there? Wrecking the furniture? Taking out some walls? No, it's just my landlord's six-year-old. Playing. FML
Today, I live in the basement and as far as I can tell, my parents spend every day rearranging the furniture upstairs and slamming every door in the house, all day long. If I complain or even mention the noise, they threaten to kick me out onto the streets. I’m not even old enough to move out. FML
Today, I met my new upstairs neighbors and their 4 kids all under the age of 6. I met them due to all the thudding coming from upstairs. FML
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Top comments
tweetbaby14 18
If she's just that bad, you could be the neighbor that yells and hits the ceiling with a broom.
Miss_Attitude96 24
Well, what's wrong with that? I alternate between my cello and violin when I practice. Unless she's really bad, then FYL, OP.
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Comments (158)
Simoneaux17 11
Get a drum set!!
folgy 10
Start playing the shotgun
flockz 20
shut up benny benny douchecicle. it's pretty obvious to everyone now that you are an attention seeking asshole that spams the comment section with worthless shit that makes me have to scroll farther. i ******* hate scrolling.
tenniscrazy2 6
I play piano, violin, trombone, drum set, and percussion, and I practice all of them every day. But I live in a house, not an apartment. And I'm not horrible either :)
M0rt 0
Drum set; no longer a member of the percussion family?
hoonyer 17
How do you find the time to do all that? :o
tweetbaby14 18
You're the fifth person to have one of these comments, so I will say what most people are thinking: no one cares stop bragging.
Ecklcakes 15
If you like me dislike this comment got you there bitches! Damn I just won't get any votes.
flockz 20
i'll give you a few hours..... maybe, before the moderators come and see the garbage that you are vomiting and the ban hammer comes down on your ass.
macdaddymady 8
Hey, the kid might be the next beethoven.
ViolinistTim 0
Next Beethoven? He was a composer... How about the next Jascha Heifetz?! Or the next Nathan Milstein perchance?!
perdix 31
Tell her that practicing enough to be successful means she has OCD, and the vast majority of professional musicians are poor, disenchanted and miserable. You may conveniently neglect to tell her that the happiest people on Earth are clog-dancers who operate jackhammers.
BrotherTheo 31
*shrugs* I donno abt in Canada but in NY there are noise laws. First try being polite. If that doesn't work then call your local authorities. Becides, she's *12* how late can she stay up?
afulks78 11
Why didn't you find this out before you moved in!?
RedPillSucks 33
I doubt the landlord would have given out that info. The place would never get rented
perdix 31
You've never rented an apartment, have you? You get maybe 15-20 minutes at most to look around and decide. They don't let you survey the place for 24 hours to learn the neighbors' habits. He ought to laugh at her when she practices, so she'll get humiliated and quit. Then, he'll have some peace and quiet.