Today, I moved into a lovely basement suite. Unfortunately, the 12 year old upstairs plays violin. She also plays baritone. She said she alternates each day. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it appears that my upstairs neighbour has decided to learn how to play the trombone. FML
Today, my neighbor's kid started learning the violin. FML
Today, after my annoying neighbor who used to spend hours playing the cello in the apartment below me finally moved out, I found out that I have a new musical neighbor moving in. This fellow plays the bagpipes. FML
Today, I can't any peace and quiet in any room of my flat. The neighbours on one side are arguing, the other side are having very loud sex, the ones upstairs I suspect are playing some sort of games console, and downstairs daughter has been practising her violin badly all morning. FML
Today, my neighbor's daughter started learning how to play the trombone. FML
Today, I learned that the building I just moved into contains both a drummer and an opera singer. Both are very dedicated to their craft, and practice frequently. FML
Today, I found out that there's a very loud and frisky couple living above my bedroom, and a family with a crying baby living above my living room. At this rate, I'll end up sleeping in the bathtub in my own home. FML
Today, like every evening, our place is literally shaking with banging noises from the apartment below. Are they raising ponies down there? Wrecking the furniture? Taking out some walls? No, it's just my landlord's six-year-old. Playing. FML
Today, I live in the basement and as far as I can tell, my parents spend every day rearranging the furniture upstairs and slamming every door in the house, all day long. If I complain or even mention the noise, they threaten to kick me out onto the streets. I’m not even old enough to move out. FML
Today, I met my new upstairs neighbors and their 4 kids all under the age of 6. I met them due to all the thudding coming from upstairs. FML
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Top comments
tweetbaby14 18
If she's just that bad, you could be the neighbor that yells and hits the ceiling with a broom.
Miss_Attitude96 24
Well, what's wrong with that? I alternate between my cello and violin when I practice. Unless she's really bad, then FYL, OP.
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Comments (158)
shibeep 12
That's better than a crying baby. I swear my neighbors neglect their child. (and no I'm not the asshole who hasn't done anything, I've knocked almost broke their door down to ask wtf is going on)
enopola 5
Dude, B&E on a hunch you should a cop. Like Walker Texas Ranger.
The_Mooinator 4
Crank some music up louder than she is, she'll get the point.
fml98kevin 4
You are screwed...
doughertyz 1
Baritone what? .__.
ms_YoungMula 8
It's a saxophone...-__-
every1luvsboners 11
Um, no. They're two completely different instruments.
CrazyGirl445 4
its pretty much a smaller tuba.
perdix 31
Yes, it's a brass instrument, but it's also a male opera singer. If she's playing the latter, she must be jail-bait ;)
Okayitwasme 0
It's A tuba but smaller!
ms_YoungMula 8
Um no, there's a tenor saxaphone, altar saxaphone and a baritone saxaphone
perdix 31
#81, with such detailed knowledge of saxophones, you'd think you'd know how to spell it! Don't forget the soprano sax -- that's the one you'll see sticking out of Kenny G.'s chest.
RedPillSucks 33
What? They play the sax in church?
Angelice_fml 0
It's a baritone horn. The form of baritone people use for marching bands is called a euphonium, but it's basically the same instrument.
crystalou_fml 3
102- a euphonium is not a marching version of a baritone. A euphonium and a baritone are both concert instruments and look pretty much the same to the eye. The only difference is a baritone has a cylindrical bore and a euphonium has a conical bore.
doughertyz 1
Well I'm just curious becAuse I'm a baritone (singer) but I mean, I have a Bari ukulele, I know that there are countless Bari instrument.
ihatewri10 1
Alto
Ridinghigh101 3
Could always be worse?...
ajpopoca88 3
at least she isnt playing the drums.
J3R3MYY 14
Cant leave now, OP already put down the safety deposit. Lol
Okayitwasme 0
I've lived in a basement apartment. The worst was hearing them make out! The practice time Won't be late, go for a walk to a coffee shop. Good exercise motivator.
uKNOuLOVEit 0
You should bring a girl over and make her scream ;) just might scare the little girl away
NCR 0
Throw tomatoes has her
yadisingh 5
Throw tomatoes has her. Makes sense.