Today, I moved into a lovely basement suite. Unfortunately, the 12 year old upstairs plays violin. She also plays baritone. She said she alternates each day. FML
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Today, it appears that my upstairs neighbour has decided to learn how to play the trombone. FML
Today, my neighbor's kid started learning the violin. FML
Today, after my annoying neighbor who used to spend hours playing the cello in the apartment below me finally moved out, I found out that I have a new musical neighbor moving in. This fellow plays the bagpipes. FML
Today, I can't any peace and quiet in any room of my flat. The neighbours on one side are arguing, the other side are having very loud sex, the ones upstairs I suspect are playing some sort of games console, and downstairs daughter has been practising her violin badly all morning. FML
Today, my neighbor's daughter started learning how to play the trombone. FML
Today, I learned that the building I just moved into contains both a drummer and an opera singer. Both are very dedicated to their craft, and practice frequently. FML
Today, I found out that there's a very loud and frisky couple living above my bedroom, and a family with a crying baby living above my living room. At this rate, I'll end up sleeping in the bathtub in my own home. FML
Today, like every evening, our place is literally shaking with banging noises from the apartment below. Are they raising ponies down there? Wrecking the furniture? Taking out some walls? No, it's just my landlord's six-year-old. Playing. FML
Today, I live in the basement and as far as I can tell, my parents spend every day rearranging the furniture upstairs and slamming every door in the house, all day long. If I complain or even mention the noise, they threaten to kick me out onto the streets. I’m not even old enough to move out. FML
Today, I met my new upstairs neighbors and their 4 kids all under the age of 6. I met them due to all the thudding coming from upstairs. FML
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Top comments
tweetbaby14 18
If she's just that bad, you could be the neighbor that yells and hits the ceiling with a broom.
Miss_Attitude96 24
Well, what's wrong with that? I alternate between my cello and violin when I practice. Unless she's really bad, then FYL, OP.
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Comments (158)
causticgirl 6
You'll adjust
scenequeen2lean 0
You should take up trombone lessons then.
opendoorclosed 8
At least she alternates. You know what you can do though? Take up playing the drums!
stevenJB 25
Just give it a year or two and you'll be listening to your own private symphony :D
chickenflem 8
A baritone is NOT a wind instrument...it's brass. And FHL
crystalou_fml 3
Um.. A baritone is a wind instrument. It's not a WOODWIND instrument but it's still a wind instrument. All brass and woodwind are in the category of "wind instruments" as opposed to strings, percussion, etc.
industrial96 0
Well...it wasnt specified either way it could be baritone horn or bari sax
crystalou_fml 3
Well people don't generally call Bari saxes simply "baritone." They do; however, refer to the brass instrument as such. Regardless of baritone saxophone or baritone (brass), my original point that it is indeed a wind instrument is still valid.
ColdplaySucks 18
Coulda been worse; what if it was a person who played drums and electric guitar with a band?
Jake_Darnell 0
I would suggest learning the contrabassoon. Practice often.
Jake_Darnell 0
I would suggest learning the contrabassoon. Practice often.
Jake_Darnell 0
Dear FML: stop posting my comments twice. :P
tacobird123 7
At least she doesn't play the French Horn or the tuba.