Today, I met the girl who dumped me because the distance between us was too great. We're in the same city again. She's now dating a Marine in Iraq. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of six months dumped me over the phone. I'm in the military and recently had to move away to another fort. We'd agreed that we would try to make long distance work. I'd even offered to buy a plane ticket to come see her each weekend. I've been gone less than two weeks. FML
Today, my girlfriend of almost a year, and to whom I intended to propose on Thanksgiving, dumped me because her husband will be returning from Iraq soon. And he wants to have a "talk" with me. I didn't know she was married. FML
Today, I'm seven months into a twelve month deployment. I called my fiancée, and she dumped me. The worst part is that two days ago, I re-enlisted to go to a unit an hour away from her house. FML
Today, I met my long distance girlfriend after two years of being separated by 900 miles. She brought her short distance boyfriend to the meeting. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me while I'm deployed overseas. Her reason why is that she needs "to be alone to better herself." FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, because her military father, who doesn't like me, continuously threatened my safety for dating her. Now he's threatening to kill me for dumping her. I can't win. FML
Today, I ran into a guy I knew from 3 years ago. He just moved here from out of state and is planning to stay forever. This is the same guy who dated me long distance and dumped me after a while because he “couldn’t handle long distance.” He just got engaged to a girl who lives here. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me because I'm in the military and I'm gone too much. The reason I enlisted in the first place is because we agreed that the money and benefits I would earn would help us be able to start a family in the future. FML
Today, I got back from a six month deployment overseas. My girlfriend of three years couldn't pick me up from the airport because she had an intramural softball game to go to. FML
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Duce727 0
OohRah Marine Corps!!!!!!
saywhat_fml 0
honestly I didn't post this to get people like you telling me how awesome she is for doing that.. by the way..
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Comments (57)
I_am_Lathan 0
Don't take it personally, you're competing with a United States Marine.
esklstar 0
sooo?? she dumped you. your not dating anymore she moved back?? get over it
mddlmgmt11 0
i think i know who you are, but don't want to say a name... and i feel truly sorry for you, because i could tell that you two were close... and if you aren't who i am thinking of, then i STILL feel truly sorry for you!!! i'm new to the commenting, but if you can message each other on this thing, try to... good luck with moving on!!!!!!
iLUVmyMARINE 0
Thank you to all of you military girlfriends who are staying faithful. My boyfriend tells me all the time how much it means to the guys who know that their girls are staying true to them!! #14---I know what you mean.. i did the same thing last night! I keep my phone on LOUD so if he calls then i can wake up to talk to him.. and OP.. that sucks.. but #24 is right.. there isn't really a way to compete with a marine..
cmac86 24
God I hate bitches that do that. you're not the only one, bro.
Lovebug27 0
maybe she's in love with him it's not like she going to break up with him becuase he decides to serve are country. I don't know what your situation was like but if you to lived in diffent cities becuase of YOUR OWN CHOICE isn't the same thing. I'm not saying YDI or anything but I'm saying it's not the same thing to have a boyfriend in the military and have a boyfriend that chooses to live a city apart from his girlfriend.
clxjames 0
lol armygirlfriend just dates someone in the military and calls other people civilians. get your head out of your ass
ncvolley123 8
maybe she'd prefer dating someone who's doing good to our country and supporting our lives. Ur a jealus bee-otch.
kraway 0
I'm a marine sister and armygirlfriend needs to get her head out of her ass. just because you are DATING a military man, doesn't mean your not a civilian too. and for all those people who are just into the man for the uniform, that's a load of bullshit. you need to grow up and step up. if you can't love the man for him, don't love him for the uniform, it is most likely to go away quick. to be honest, I fell in love with my military man before I even knew he was thiking about the military. I my brothers wife was the same way. if you are loving a man for his uniform, you have some serious issues.
treesdevin 0
haha true that .....