Heyhey
France
Today, I met someone with the same name as me for the first time ever. I'm 20 years-old; he's 97. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Ajax, Canada
Today, I discovered that my male coworker, who coincidentally shares my last name, has been telling everyone we're married. I'm 26; he's 58. FML
Anonymous
Los Angeles, United States
Cougar
Today, a cute new guy I always run into at work hit on me. Turns out he's only 18. I'm old enough to be his mom. FML
whatismydadthinking
Australia
Today, I was introduced to my future stepmother, but it turns out that I already know her. Not only are we the same age and went to the same high school, when we were in the same math class together the teacher would often confuse our names because "we could pass as twins". FML
oldandmarriedapparently
United States
Today, I saw my boyfriend for the first time in a while. When he came over we realized that we had not only gotten the same haircut, but we were also wearing the same sweater. We are a matching old couple at 17. FML
bruh_im18
Metairie, United States
Today, I found out the 28-year-old I am dating is actually 48. FML
Jaggu
United States
Today, I ran into an old friend from college on the bus to work. Having not seen each other in over 10 years, we spent a good 15 minutes talking about our lives after college. At the end, he asked me what my name was. FML
ohcrap
United States
Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML
keisha89
United States
Today, I finally met the guy I've been talking to online for a year. I'd dropped 10lbs off my weight. He'd shaved 20 years off his age. FML
oxbbabexo
United States
The truth
Today, I was talking to a guy I met online and have known for four years. I've fallen in love with him twice, one of those times being currently. He was supposed to visit this summer. I got an email from him saying he's really a 17 year-old girl from Chesterfield, MO. FML
FlyAwayPlease
Mold, United Kingdom
Today, the boy that I met online six months ago and expressed my love to sent me a picture of himself and confessed how old he really was: thirteen. I'm eighteen years old and holding a steady job. FML
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Easy_Target 0
Hey, could be worse, I knew a kid named Ebenezer.
b023d 0
yeah my name isn't uncommon, but i've never met someone with the same spelling... which affects people pronouncation >_< also I'm named after a season... just to top it off... hippy parents sigh people need to think more carefully before nameing their children.
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usnwife 18
I have a crazy common name, but ne'er met anyone with it spelled the same (britany), which really sucks cuz no one EVER gets it right... my daughter is named cadence. unique, but not crazy or hard to pronounce or anything. I refused to name my children something that would make them one of 10 in their class like I was! only problem is people try to make it kaydance or something weird...so I guess she'll still have to deal with people never knowing how to spell it :/
usnwife 18
*never no ne'er, stupid autocorrect and sleepy typing!
heyitsme0123 6
Cadence has to be one of the best names (in my mind) :)
HayleyTheFish 0
my full name is Katie Keeliwah Goodluck. Seriously. I added the Keeliwah myself by deed poll but it's officially my name. Goodluck is my real last name xD I love it!
princess_ella 0
don't worry me too.. there are three girls in my year with the same name as me...ive learnt to kind of block it out and just listen for when it's one of my friends calling me:)
taytoc 10
how is this a fml?
takpaan 6
what's so FML bout this?!?! try havin the same name as a grandpa, uncle n two cuzins. to different middle names, thankfully
alinka_fml 0
ok...?
victoria4422 0
how is this considered a fml??
stuffilove153 4
Julian is like the best uncommon name ever xD or Dante...
Neonazi 0
Whats your name?
BlondeGal98 0
well, there is a girl i know named Cinnamon Bair! haha! (; i'd rather have your name (probably) than that! (; hahA