Heyhey
France
Today, I met someone with the same name as me for the first time ever. I'm 20 years-old; he's 97. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Ajax, Canada
Today, I discovered that my male coworker, who coincidentally shares my last name, has been telling everyone we're married. I'm 26; he's 58. FML
Anonymous
Los Angeles, United States
Cougar
Today, a cute new guy I always run into at work hit on me. Turns out he's only 18. I'm old enough to be his mom. FML
whatismydadthinking
Australia
Today, I was introduced to my future stepmother, but it turns out that I already know her. Not only are we the same age and went to the same high school, when we were in the same math class together the teacher would often confuse our names because "we could pass as twins". FML
oldandmarriedapparently
United States
Today, I saw my boyfriend for the first time in a while. When he came over we realized that we had not only gotten the same haircut, but we were also wearing the same sweater. We are a matching old couple at 17. FML
bruh_im18
Metairie, United States
Today, I found out the 28-year-old I am dating is actually 48. FML
Jaggu
United States
Today, I ran into an old friend from college on the bus to work. Having not seen each other in over 10 years, we spent a good 15 minutes talking about our lives after college. At the end, he asked me what my name was. FML
ohcrap
United States
Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML
keisha89
United States
Today, I finally met the guy I've been talking to online for a year. I'd dropped 10lbs off my weight. He'd shaved 20 years off his age. FML
oxbbabexo
United States
The truth
Today, I was talking to a guy I met online and have known for four years. I've fallen in love with him twice, one of those times being currently. He was supposed to visit this summer. I got an email from him saying he's really a 17 year-old girl from Chesterfield, MO. FML
FlyAwayPlease
Mold, United Kingdom
Today, the boy that I met online six months ago and expressed my love to sent me a picture of himself and confessed how old he really was: thirteen. I'm eighteen years old and holding a steady job. FML
Top comments
Easy_Target 0
Hey, could be worse, I knew a kid named Ebenezer.
b023d 0
yeah my name isn't uncommon, but i've never met someone with the same spelling... which affects people pronouncation >_< also I'm named after a season... just to top it off... hippy parents sigh people need to think more carefully before nameing their children.
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Comments (203)
maxfonseca 3
how is that an fml?
grooglius 0
they really need to add a "that doesn't suck at all" button
jmcwuzup 7
I know an Elsie. With a brother named Uriyah.
hannah654123 0
my name is very common, Hannah, while they managed to give my sister an uncommon name, Myah. what's up with that?
JessieMongoose 11
My real name is Gemma, and I've never met anyone with the same name as me. ._.
ecascio2010 9
so, thats not bad; were you expecting someone your age you would marry and wouldn't have to change your name? be happy.
jazziness 12
I know right
Melofa 7
my name is a really common name but there are tons of different ways to spell it. The way I spell my name is one of the more uncommon ways tho
maddysaidthat 0
Madelaine isn't a very common name :/ my teachers always say it wrong! (mad-uh-layne)
EnSigne 13
In Sweden, that is actually a very common name but I can see that it might not be in the rest of the world :p
key9911 0
my name's Jakeisha and ive nevr met anybody wit my name eithr cuz most ppl spell it Jakiesha instead