Anonymous
United States
Today, I met my new college room-mate. He then introduced me to his imaginary friend. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
roomie487
United Kingdom
Today, I met my new roommate. I also met her stuffed animals, who introduced themselves to me. My roommate makes inanimate objects talk. FML
Anonymous
Roeselare, Belgium
Coinkydink
Today, my roommate told me he was bringing home his new girlfriend. When the arrived, he introduced me to… my longtime crush. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, a guy took me out on a date. His imaginary friends joined us. FML
Anonymous
Classic
Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
immovingout
Huntington Station, United States
Today, I met my new roommate. She has a life-size cardboard cutout of Justin Bieber in her room, which I've seen her having actual conversations with twice already. I have to share a bedroom with this psycho. FML
Anonymous
Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML
Betrayed
United States
Today, I attended my college roommate's wedding. We were best friends for 4 years, but have only talked occasionally since graduation. I was looking forward to meeting her new husband, having heard so much about him during our conversations. Turns out she forgot to mention he's my ex. FML
jkin47
United States
Today, I moved into my new college apartment for the next year. A 45 year old guy with a mustache in short shorts and no shirt answers the door. He will be one of my roommates. FML
Anonymous
Today, my flatmate wanted to introduce me to his new friend, saying we'd, "get along great". Within the first half hour, she'd used the word "lit" eight times, and dabbed four times. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
What a coinkydink
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML
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Laurendorcus 0
Inform him that if his "friend" is going to be sharing the place with you guys then the rent needs to be split 3 ways instead of 2. Either your roommate will have to come up with the money or he'll get mad at his "friend" for not contributing and hopefully he will evict him. :-)
JoshTheMaggot 8
tell him to take you to Fosters. I want to meet Bloo.
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Luckster 0
Is your room-mate an artist or writer, by any chance? His 'imaginary friend' could be a character he created and he imagines him as real to better write/design him for his work.
foxboy2010 0
ooo I would rape it
supmofukka 0
hahaha convince the guy his "friend" was talkn shit behind his back. and then watch him argue with himself.
RandomGuy1234 0
Genius.
fatcow282 8
Lol that would be fun to watch
erizzz 0
this is stupid. why is this even on here
ragsy 7
If you start having conversations with his imaginary friend, I bet he will freak out!
Laurendorcus 0
Inform him that if his "friend" is going to be sharing the place with you guys then the rent needs to be split 3 ways instead of 2. Either your roommate will have to come up with the money or he'll get mad at his "friend" for not contributing and hopefully he will evict him. :-)
kelmo12 0
Brilliant! lol i love your opinion. :)
unpossible 26
Or, next time he's out put a sock on the door handle. Then later, apologize and tell him that you and his 'friend' needed some one on one time.
unpossible 26
Or, take one of his shirts and put a small patch of dirt on it. Leave it on his desk and then, when he asks you about it. Tell him you saw his 'friend' wearing it. The gas-lighting possibilities are endless. On the other hand, if you care you could suggest he book an appointment with a counselor so that he and his 'friend' can discuss any issues they might have. "I have an imaginary friend." "Really, tell me about him." OR "I have a real friend." "Really, you are crazy!! Here's a prescription."
fatcow282 8
Lol good idea
Cruth 2
was about to say the same @17
Rubiieee88 0
lmao
bootje 5
He was probably just messing with you.
CallMeHush 1
He just wants you to sleep with one eye open for a week or two.