Today, I met my future mother-in-law. All went well; she complimented my dress, and I complimented her haircut. Then she and her son had a screaming match over how our children will be fat because of their mother. FML
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Today, my future mother-in-law finally admitted that I'm "not the girl for her son" and that she will do anything to break us up. FML
Today, my future mother-in-law started shit-talking me on Facebook, and we got into a heated argument. She called me later in the day, saying I'll be lucky if I ever marry her son and that, "You'll suffer to your last breath." I'm now terrified to set foot outside. FML
Today, I visited my in-laws, whom I thought I was on great terms with. I soon learned that wasn't the case when my mother-in-law yelled at me about how I've been abusing her for years. Ten minutes later, she hugged me and asked me for grandkids. FML
Today, my fiancé and I met his mother for lunch to discuss wedding plans. When we got there, I went to the bathroom to wash my hands. I heard a woman talking on her cell phone in the stall about her son's "disgusting, slutty girlfriend." The toilet flushed and my future mother-in-law walked out. FML
Today, I learned that if you complain to your mom about your future mother-in-law's bitchiness, your overprotective mom might confront her about it and end up punching her in the face. My fiancée blames me for the incident. FML
Today, at preschool, I got to meet the mother of my daughter's best friend. She complimented mine's grades, and noted her quirkiness. I complimented her's for being congenial and being well-rounded. Later, my daughter said they are no longer besties because her mom said I called her daughter fat. FML
Today, I met my future in-laws, two lesbian ladies. Can you imagine that, two mothers-in-law judging me for daring to want to marry their precious baby boy? By the time we left, it felt like they’d extracted every iota of information about me through my skin with sandpaper and rusty barbecue tongs. FML
Today, my future mother-in-law blamed me for the death of her husband because I should have taken him to the ER when she didn't feel like it. She then blamed me for her getting a new boyfriend less than two months later and making her son hate her when she insisted he call the guy "Dad". FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's mother for the first time. She has early onset dementia, butt was a pretty OK day. All was going well until she looked at her son and said he was skinny, which admittedly he is quite skinny, but then looked me dead in the eye and said, "You need to lose weight." FML
Today, my future mother-in-law gave me advice on life. One piece of advice was that I should leave her son. FML
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cocacola999 27
Hopefully they won't be rude and evil because of their grandmother.
rhysfucker 24
You can lose weight, she'll always be a **** waffle.
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Earths_Venus 25
And that's why we call them "Outlaws"
rosenkrieger223 24
No, there's a difference. Outlaws are actually wanted.
blackonblight 32
Actually the difference is you don't get in trouble if you take a shotgun to an outlaw. (Because they are outside the protection of the law, you see.)
rhysfucker 24
You can lose weight, she'll always be a **** waffle.
FucYoCouch 13
FML: The best place to get extremely odd yet effective insults to use on someone.
brandoneyez1 25
I'm gonna use that at work.
Stos_fml 5
Get out while you can!
cocacola999 27
Oh come on. Leave the man she loves and wishes to marry, just because his mother seems like a horrible person? The fact that he proposed before introducing her to his mother and was willing to defend her shows that he probably doesn't share her ideals nor does he care what she thinks. People can't choose their parents. My mother married my father despite his mother's disapproval. After 30 years of marriage, my mother still doesn't get along with her mother-in-law; however, my parents are still happily together.
Luluthus 41
Well, that went downhill fast...
chwingading 5
wow! mean!
bv2332 10
Why did you wait to meet your boyfriends mother until after you where engaged.... That's kind of stupid of you
smokecloud_ 37
Not everyone is close with their parents.
tukies 28
It's probably not a five minute drive.
clrichmond2009 24
a lot of people don't... my husband and I were married two weeks after I finally met my in laws, and my parents didn't meet his parents until we'd been married for seven months.
jakerrrbaker 8
Weird mother-in-laws definitely complicate things but that doesn't mean you can't have a successful marriage.
worldclassrager 39
They should be fine...just big boned you can say like you are
brandoneyez1 25
That's rude and ignorant wrapped up in one ball.
Echosnow 15
Wow I wonder what would have happened if you had been mean to her! Wouldn't want to get on her bad side!!