Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His father was completely wasted, his mom was high, and his 11-year-old sister was talking about her favorite alcoholic drinks at the dinner table. FML
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Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I'm already a clumsy person but became extra clumsy because I was nervous. After knocking over my drink for the fourth time, my boyfriend's mom angrily shouted "Did you actually come drunk for the first time meeting us?" FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's mom. She went on about how my girlfriend's dad is a no good drunk, following this statement with spilling her fifth glass of wine. FML
Today, it was Thanksgiving and the first time my boyfriend would be meeting my whole family. He was nervous so he started drinking. By the end of the night, he was belligerently drunk and kissed my aunt twice thinking it was me. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his family. They were drinking and having fun, so I joined in. I had one too many, got really goofy, and then suggested the farting game. "Sorry, I can't hold my liquor!" I quickly explained. My boyfriend's mom shot me a cold look and said, "It's non-alcoholic." FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, I had dinner for the first time with my boyfriend's parents. It was awkward enough without his mom asking, "So, what do you do for fun, besides my son?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML
Today, my "future" wife got drunk in front of my parents, who she was meeting for the first time. She called my dad a piece of shit and told my mom she wants to tear her own eyes out. FML
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Top comments
Wolfparable 22
I don't know how old you are but I'd suggest informing social services as that sounds like a very sad situation and the 11 year old specifically needs to be taken out of that for sure and your boyfriend as well if he is underage.
False_Stupidity 42
Seems like you got the best one out of that family, unless your boyfriend has drinking/drug problems your not aware of...
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Comments (92)
killer0689 20
welcome to the party house
drayloon 50
Is your boyfriend Irish?
G00N3R 19
Can't wait for the wedding
roxzanne22 20
Such a shame that this is the 'norm' for some families.
itsmonicaa 6
Plot twist : they just act like that because they don't like you and want to scare you away.
biebahood 15
*inserts "SURPRISE ************!" meme* xD
ndnpride88 25
That's sounds like a train wreck waiting to happen. Be cautious if you ride that train or leave at the next station. Good luck
feven 32
Favorite alcoholic drinks? I'm 17 and I don't even have one.
Distantsoul666 6
Of course not you're underage too
Goblin182 27
Run.
vikky538 29
he is a real "family guy"
patrickalamo 48
Run... Or continue to write FML's the rest of your life and then it will be YDI