Today, I met my boyfriend's father for the first time. We were at a restaurant and my bofriend kept playing footsie with me under the table. When my boyfriend excused himself to go to the restroom, the game of footsie was still going on. FML
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Today, during dinner, my new girlfriend's father stroked my leg several times under the table with his bare foot. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house having dinner with her and her parents. I was casually playing footsie with my girlfriend under the table, until her mom stopped eating and said, "You know that's my foot, right?" FML
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Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time over dinner. I had to use the bathroom part way through, and ended up taking the foulest dump of my life. I cracked open a window on my way out, but my boyfriend's dad went in soon after, quickly retching and booming, "What the fuck?!" FML
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Today, I went to dinner to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I received a text message, so I pulled out my phone to check. Apparently, his parents have a "No phones at the table rule" and took my phone away until I could learn "proper table manners." FML
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emophowitz 0
CREEPY.
FPsLife 5
That's when you also excuse yourself and head to the bathroom or something.
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Comments (110)
rukusrazor 0
Pedobear Approves
Cant_Touch_This_ 0
lmfao
Cant_Touch_This_ 0
Happy sacks! LMFAO! The next FML maxim!
nuttinick 0
time 4 a new *older* boyfriend. lol.
LeahC_fml 4
lmao
TheLetterZero 7
That's because your "bofriend" was playing footsie with you while your "boyfriend" went to the restroom. :P
f_alltheirlives 3
Did you win???????
dinoliz 0
his music: bow-chica-bow-wow your music: jaws theme
Daaniellee1234 8
Well that must not have been akward at all.
ILoveJace01 0
Lol!!!!!!!!!!! Omg!!!!!!! Wtf!!!!! Hilarious.
fmylifegirl 0
this is hilarious!!!!!