Miscellaneous: Today, I met an old friend from high school and his hot girlfriend....

By aru9 - 12/09/2011 19:25 - United States

Today, I met an old friend from high school and his hot girlfriend. I jokingly said she must be blind to go out with him. His response: "Yeah, she is." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2011 14:18

Today, I ran into an old high school friend while out with my husband. When she inquired who I was married to, I pointed to my husband, who was looking at shirts. She laughed and said, "No really?", insinuating that I couldn't get anyone that good looking. FML

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Bland date

By tomtomcutiepoof - 13/03/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, my best friend set me up on a blind date with someone he said was very hot. I'm not exactly what you call fit, so I haven't been dating lately. As soon as I got to the restaurant, I spotted the girl. She looked me up and down, said, "You have GOT to be kidding me" and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2009 17:44 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a blind double date with my friend. My date was actually blind. Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying. My friend laughed and agreed. FML

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By anonymous - 21/11/2009 08:00 - United States

Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML

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Reverse Uno card

By BlackCheetah101 - 04/11/2009 06:51 - Australia

Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disgusting person you will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyed me up and down, then said to my friend, "You're kidding, right?" FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2013 00:30 - United Kingdom - Southampton

Today, my dad was teasing me, saying a guy would have to be blind to go on a date with me. I then introduced him to my new, visually impaired boyfriend. He hasn't stopped laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2010 15:03 - United States

Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML

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By Anonycunt - 27/07/2013 16:30 - Germany - Bonn

Today, I went on a blind date that my friends set up. Not only did my date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins. When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered, "Fuck it" and left. FML

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Oh, hai Mark!

By SHAME! - 20/05/2019 16:02

Today, I ran into an attractive friend of a friend I hadn't seen since a night out last month. I tried my best to be friendly and interesting, but he still seemed awkward. Later I found out that the last time he saw me I was blind drunk and vomiting after having propositioned him all evening. FML

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Oh, hi…

By Anonymous - 28/12/2011 15:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I ran into an attractive friend of a friend who I hadn't seen since a night out last month. I tried my best to be friendly and interesting, but he still seemed awkward. Later I find out that last time he saw me, I was blind drunk and vomiting after propositioning him all evening. FML

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ninjaCarebear 17

Tuesday 13 September 2011 1:14

Jackass.

LiveLaughFML 10

Tuesday 13 September 2011 1:24

"you must be blind to be going out with him." "yeah, she is." *nervous chuckle* "I mean, what does she see in y--" "wait--no,"

Comments

Raheemdplayer 7

Wednesday 14 September 2011 16:53

Awkward moment you're the blind person for not realizing she was blind. I hate when that kinda thing happens though. FYL

5t3ff1k4h 44

Wednesday 14 September 2011 18:35

What if she wasn't actually blind and the guy was playing along with the joke?

JewelLeee 0

Wednesday 14 September 2011 21:19

Helen Keller?

OsirisFaction_fml 5

Thursday 15 September 2011 2:52

Your friend is officially a Creeper.

The_creator_fml 2

Thursday 15 September 2011 7:49

Must have shocked her with that joke I mean theres no way she could have seen that coming...

ahmedd_fml 4

Thursday 15 September 2011 12:06

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

your_impressive 9

Friday 23 December 2011 3:28

two word: epic.win.

JayBee14 0

Thursday 15 September 2011 13:56

And this is a situation where you mentally slap yourself, pretend to get a text, and walk off really awkward-like.

USbrit18 0

Thursday 15 September 2011 18:50

I really hope she was wearing sunglasses, cuz otherwise u must be the most unobservant dumbass around!

Lonnie23 0

Friday 7 October 2011 12:34

not like it was on purpose. I would've laughed.

IslandLove 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 23:42

U couldn't tell by the way she walked/looked/her eyes/poking stick/ or anything??

m1989_fml 10

Saturday 8 December 2012 17:50

Wow... FYL, mate. What the hell are the odds of that?!

Rissa11 9

Saturday 28 September 2013 4:47

Um, it's pretty easy to tell if someon's blind.

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