Today, I met a new client in person for the first time. When I went to shake his hand, it was made of plastic. Startled, I laughed thinking it was a practical joke. It wasn't. FML
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Today, I was chatting with a customer who comes regularly to my job. He sticks his hand out and I put my hand on his, thinking he's giving me a high five. He was just waiting for his receipt. FML
Today, I was so lonely, I tried to hold hands with plastic "horror hand" I bought for Halloween. FML
Today, I was checking out a customer who seemed quite friendly. As I finished, he reached slightly over the counter and I impulsively reached out and shook his hand. He gave me a dumbfounded look and said, "Can I have my change please?" FML
Today, I arrived for a job interview and I wanted to give a firm handshake to make a good impression, because apparently that's a thing. I squeezed the interviewer's hand so hard I heard a "crack" and they winced in pain. I'm never taking advice from a random LinkedIn post ever again. FML
Today, I had no choice but to shake the hand of a customer who, just moments before, had the aforementioned hand down the front of his pants, scratching his snowglobes. FML
Today, at work at a car dealership, a seemingly overzealous customer shook my hand vigorously after we finalized a deal. I didn't think anything of it until a coworker pointed out that he was just trying to make my breasts jiggle. I'm a man. FML
Today, I met my mom's new business partner for the first time. I shook his hand, and introduced myself as "Lisa's daughter." I'm a guy. FML
Today, I locked lips with someone, or rather something, other than family for the first time in my life. It was a CPR dummy. FML
Today, I shook hands with a girl and held onto her hand while telling her she had very tiny, delicate hands. When I let go to look at them, I discovered she only had two fingers. FML
Today, I met my new boss and went for a confident handshake. Somehow, we both missed completely and ended up awkwardly grabbing each other’s thumbs. Neither of us corrected it, so we just shook hands like we were in a masonic lodge. FML
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kwbuzz23wk 0
#1 is an epic fail and when meeting a new person, especially a client, never assume they are joking until they admit to joking. but i can see how this happened
tellithowitis 13
What the heck!?!?!? ^^^
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Comments (57)
wowfmlife 0
GOOD JOB FAILY MCFAILFAIL
caligal14 0
I agree with 2 and 14. That sucks!
PTERONOPHOBIA 0
What do you mean, he should have given his other hand? You have to use the same hand as the person offering the handshake or it doesn't work...
wnts2flyawy 0
Wow, that sucks. I'm sure the client understands though. P.S. I feel stupid for asking but...what does YDI mean? >.
Bookie2152 0
#23- You're right, you wouldn't forget about a fake hand, I'm just saying some things might be second nature, i.e., extending your right hand for a hand shake
lowcapacityx 0
#25 Dude I've been wondering the same thing. Someone else EXPLAIN. Btw, that sucks--hard!
sir_andy_mueller 0
That sucks.. But YDI means You Deserved It, which is one of the choices for the vote.
wnts2flyawy 0
Ah, gotcha. That makes a lot more sense now. Thanks!
mksgal89 0
Why would they be joking?
babbling27 0
Unless you're a comedian or a clown, you can safely assume the client would not be joking. Also, for all the people saying it was the person with the prosthetic hand's fault, why would they extend their left hand when someone offers a hand shake? people need to be more accepting of disabilities.