Today, I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly. After a few drinks, he called a cab for us. When it arrived, I seducingly asked, "My place or yours?" He responds, "Both. I'll go to mine and you go to yours" and walked away. The cab driver laughed the whole way home. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML
Today, after a great double date with my best friend and two really hot guys, we went back to my place. My friend and I left the guys in the living room to go grab some more wine. When we came back, we found our dates making out with each other on the couch. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me as I was getting ready for bed and asked me to pick him up from the bar. Being a loving girlfriend I drive the 45 minutes; when I get there his friend informs me he left about 45 minutes ago. FML
Today, I went out drinking with my friends. Being safe as we were a little intoxicated, we took a taxi back. The cab driver was also drunk. FML
Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML
Today, I met a great guy at the bar, and we went back to my place. He left before I woke up, leaving a badly-scrawled note saying, "Gone to work, call me!" I couldn't make out the number. FML
Today, the guy I've been sleeping with for the last three weeks got really drunk. I drove him home from the party and took care of him. At 2am he asked for the phone. When I asked what for, he said he wanted to drunk dial his girlfriend. FML
Today, I had a fancy dinner date with a really hot guy. Near the end of our meal, he asked if I wanted to go back to his place. As soon as we walked in the door, he started a religious debate with his roommate. It's been 45 minutes and it's still going. FML
Today, I finally found the courage to ask a guy I like out for a drink. He accepted, we drank, and when it came time to go home, I half-drunkenly left him my number. Once I got back home, I realized I'd actually given him my dad's number instead. FML
Today, I was driving in a busy area looking for a place to park. I happened to lock eyes with a really handsome man who was walking alongside the road. He approached my car with a huge, gorgeous smile, and as I rolled my window down, he asked, "Are you my Uber?" FML
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SkoomaKi 28
Unlucky OP, but quite creative on his part.
the_true_batman 10
Seducingly? I think you mean seductively. And you totally deserved it.
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Comments (251)
iviviii 0
That was a dumb comparison lmao but ummmmm ok?
lifes_a_b1tch 7
YDI for trying to be a ho.
starza21 0
What has happened to self-respect these days? People just throwing themselves at complete strangers......
SkoomaKi 28
69 - Why do I even bother with people like you? You don't even give a shit...
ryanebk 7
Epic! Slutty girl 0. Good guy 1.
The_Hitdude 12
iviviii: It was a completely valid comparison, but you're too ******* braindead to get it. If someones actions affect you--negatively or positively--it SHOULD concern you. Get a brain. Idiot.
NiecyLuv365 1
I would have been mad... He cold for that. He's a douche. Well on to the next one bc he just wasnt the right one.
PROdigy81 4
Yes He wasnt the right one because he didnt bang a person who he just met who, for all we know, couldve been wasted
MissHayleyJames 7
"On to the next one"? Good God someone shoot me.
Bobissmall 13
No no, he wasn't the right one because OP wanted someone who'd bang her while she was wasted.
Trisha_aus 15
So you wanted to get ****** by some guy you just met?! He didn't really say it in a nice way but maybe he is a gentleman?!
Louis936 2
What's your number
Wow_FYL_BIZNITCH 7
No it was invalid, because if I saw someone crying for doing something to themselves that put them in that situation, I'd say they deserve it. But as you used, if a man was beating his girlfriend, I'd step in and help out because that's what we do as human beings that can empathize. You can't sit there and say if you did something you totally deserved, that you'd ask people for your sympathy. If you would, you're a self centered bastard/bitch. Like or dislike this comment, I expressed out I felt. :)
dearsister 6
I'm sorry he wished to embarrass you, especially in front of the cab driver. I don't understand how people can call this a 'YDI' when you felt there were similar intentions. There's nothing wrong with wanting meaningless sex, but it's definitely safer if you use protection. Hopefully the next guy you land will be up for some meaningless fun and you'll never have to see him again. Always use condoms!
MissHayleyJames 7
So there's nothing wrong with putting your life at risk, or possibly getting pregnant? Oh right, just go get an abortion and do it all again next week. Got it. It's absolutely a YDI for OP acting like a *****. Part of what's wrong with society today is that people like you see nothing wrong with meaningless sex. It's disgusting and makes you no better than wild animals. Have fun telling your future spouse you ****** so many people you can't count that high. Enjoy that reaction.
dearsister 6
Well that was very aggressive, and definitely uncalled for. I personally have no interest in one night stands or friends with benefits but I know that not all people fit into the mold of being strictly monogamous. As long as a person is playing it safe, whether with condoms or even a taser – hey if they know self defense, even better, why not? Not everyone wants to live their lives 'vanilla' and they want excitement, whether it be going home with a stranger or blowing off some steam with some sex. Just because I don't see a problem with OP's choices is no reason to insult myself or them.
Almighty_Chris97 6
125 - As crazy as it sound, why do we as humans have to consider ourselves better than wild animals? I mean what makes us so much better?
MissHayleyJames 7
I call it like it is. You may not be a **** (and good for you), but sleeping around = a **** whether you're a man or woman. There's no such thing as being 100% safe. No form of birth control is 100% effective unless you get sterilized. No form of protection will totally prevent you from getting STDs. If someone sleeps around and gets a disease, that's their own damn fault and they deserve no pity or sympathy. If they get pregnant and decided "hey no big deal, I'll just get an abortion again" they deserve everything bad that happens to them in their life. I get that not everyone is as moral as some of us, and that's a big reason why society has gone to shit. It's all about "me" and "now" with no consideration for anyone else or the future. @135. Well people have a conscience and until the last few decades, had morals.
hereinnc 12
Just b/c she wanted to go to his house or him to go to her's does not equate she wanted to sleep with him. Even if it did one cannot assume that she does it regularly so calling her a **** is a bit extreme. At any rate to #84 how on earth was he purposely trying to embarrass her? He simply was saying No, I would like to go to my house and you go to your's. He didn't say hell no F you. He was quite polite. Neither parties are the bad guys in this situation.