Today, I married the beautiful girl I’ve been in love with since we were both 6 years old. By married, I mean I performed the marriage ceremony as the vicar and watched her smile and kiss her arsehole boyfriend, now husband, right in front of me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I married the woman I love. I wasn't the groom, I was the minister. FML
Today, I watched my best friend get married to the guy I have been in love with since the eighth grade. I was the maid of honor, and had to give a toast to the couple. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML
Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML
Today, I proposed to a girl I'd been in love with for 6 years. I filled the balcony of the building where I'd first laid eyes on her with innumerable roses and, under the starlit sky, I did it. She later posted on facebook 'OMG. This geek I knew from high school did the FUNNIEST thing today'. FML
Today, I married my best friend in the whole world at a small romantic venue. By that I mean I married my actual best mate while completely hammered at a drive-through wedding chapel. My fiancée is gonna kill me when she finds out. FML
Today, I get to see my best friend and love of my life of two years marry the man she loves. Back then, I lied and told her I was gay to avoid her finding out my feelings for her. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. I gave a speech about the first time my wife and I met. I said I knew she was the perfect woman for me and it was love at first sight. I looked to my right as she stormed off and then realized I had told a story about my ex-girlfriend who was sitting in the crowd. FML
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cacheson 42
It does suck, but I feel like I have to say this: 1. If you never told her how you felt, what can you really expect? 2. If you did tell her how you felt and she rejected you, you should seriously try to move on. 3. If for some reason it just never worked out despite feelings and efforts on both sides then maybe it was time for you both to find someone else anyway. 4. Why were you performing the ceremony???
Donut_Wizard 23
Are you allowed to be the one to object when you are performing the ceremony?
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Comments (20)
GhostFox 34
Since you were six years old? I'm sorry, that isn't love at that point, it's obsession. You've gone a minimum of twelve years "in love" with this girl and have either not acted on it or acted on it and been turned down and. It attempted to redirect your emotions. It's probably for the best that she isn't marrying you- chances are she could never match what you've built her up in your head to be.
davecross 11
If your a priest aren't you a virgin for life then? If not then obviously this girl isn't your soul mate.
Chinaski76 15
Vicars are not the same things as priests and are not required to take a vow of chastity or celibacy. Vicars are generally Anglican and priests are generally Catholic. They are similar religions in some respects, but they are not the same.
Jillian51894 12
Someone's salty ?? grow the **** up and be happy for her instead of hosting a pity party.
DavyJoe 13
She's not obligated to love you.
DavyJoe 13
And you might be considering him an asshole just because you don't like him.
KIEdekka 14
And that's why I could never perform marriage ceremonies, even though my brother wanted me to get licensed to do his wedding. You are required to accept a request. You aren't legally allowed to turn down a couple.