Dontplayjokes
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How romantic?
Today, after my first date with a med student, I went back to his. Things were getting hot and he asked if he could practise body examinations on me. I agreed, thinking he was going to role play, but he then proceeded to do actual joint and muscle examinations for a whole hour. FML
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realjojo 11
"I remember, on our first date, I practiced body examinations on your mom..." "Dad, please!" (Covering ears) "What?" (Confused)
RichardPencil 30
You’re lucky he didn’t do a colonoscopy and find your hidden cucumber!
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realjojo 11
"I remember, on our first date, I practiced body examinations on your mom..." "Dad, please!" (Covering ears) "What?" (Confused)
Thundernutz 15
Rolf at least it wasn't a cavity search
Ashamed_Sister 60
...and for sure better than the other doctor games where you sit for hours in a wating room before the doctor calls you in and you do not even get the expected cavity search.
korpse 6
Idk, if a female student did that, she'd be considered quirky, and most guys would probably go with it.
Lobby_Bee 17
Free medical examination, how is this FML? I would kill for that.
RichardPencil 30
You’re lucky he didn’t do a colonoscopy and find your hidden cucumber!
Thundernutz 15
Or worse a Rectal "Exam"
seasonedtoast 19
Be thankful he wasn't learning to be a coroner.
Inkoseh 31
Don't need a medical degree to be a coroner..
Yudith 25
Dude! A coroner is a doctor who determines the causes of death! I wouldn't want to know where your coroner got his license!
julfunky 29
I want to point out that depending on where you live, you may or may not need to be a physician. It isn’t the same everywhere. Like in the US, what is required varies from state to state.
mehimhere 11
your thinking mortician
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
So? Everything okay with your muscels?
Royally_shunned 15
Kinky
AzrielB 8
Next time date an aspiring gynecologist, not a GP
Rabite 28
Getting a pap smear during sexy times? Nah..
hugtrees13 16
Maybe he doesn't put out on the first date?