Today, after my first date with a med student, I went back to his. Things were getting hot and he asked if he could practise body examinations on me. I agreed, thinking he was going to role play, but he then proceeded to do actual joint and muscle examinations for a whole hour. FML
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realjojo
| 11
"I remember, on our first date, I practiced body examinations on your mom..."
"Dad, please!" (Covering ears)
"What?" (Confused)
"Dad, please!" (Covering ears)
"What?" (Confused)
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Thundernutz
| 15
Rolf at least it wasn't a cavity search
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Ashamed_Sister
| 60
...and for sure better than the other doctor games where you sit for hours in a wating room before the doctor calls you in and you do not even get the expected cavity search.
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korpse
| 6
Idk, if a female student did that, she'd be considered quirky, and most guys would probably go with it.
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Lobby_Bee
| 16
Free medical examination, how is this FML? I would kill for that.
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RichardPencil
| 27
You’re lucky he didn’t do a colonoscopy and find your hidden cucumber!
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Thundernutz
| 15
Or worse a Rectal "Exam"
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seasonedtoast
| 19
Be thankful he wasn't learning to be a coroner.
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chyiochan
| 30
Don't need a medical degree to be a coroner..
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Yudith
| 20
Dude! A coroner is a doctor who determines the causes of death! I wouldn't want to know where your coroner got his license!
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julfunky
| 28
I want to point out that depending on where you live, you may or may not need to be a physician. It isn’t the same everywhere. Like in the US, what is required varies from state to state.
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mehimhere
| 11
your thinking mortician
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Luke16eirb7deneuwn1
| 20
So? Everything okay with your muscels?
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Royally_shunned
| 15
Kinky
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AzrielB
| 8
Next time date an aspiring gynecologist, not a GP
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Rabite
| 28
Getting a pap smear during sexy times? Nah..
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hugtrees13
| 16
Maybe he doesn't put out on the first date?
"Dad, please!" (Covering ears)
"What?" (Confused)