FML : How romantic?

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How romantic?

Today, after my first date with a med student, I went back to his. Things were getting hot and he asked if he could practise body examinations on me. I agreed, thinking he was going to role play, but he then proceeded to do actual joint and muscle examinations for a whole hour. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Dontplayjokes - / Monday 13 November 2017 06:00 / United Kingdom

Intimacy

Health

School

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By realjojo | 11

#7563444 - Monday 13 November 2017 7:16

"I remember, on our first date, I practiced body examinations on your mom..."
"Dad, please!" (Covering ears)
"What?" (Confused)

By RichardPencil | 27

#7563480 - Monday 13 November 2017 9:07

You’re lucky he didn’t do a colonoscopy and find your hidden cucumber!

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By realjojo | 11

#7563444 - Monday 13 November 2017 7:16

"I remember, on our first date, I practiced body examinations on your mom..."
"Dad, please!" (Covering ears)
"What?" (Confused)

By Thundernutz | 15

#7563458 - Monday 13 November 2017 7:41

Rolf at least it wasn't a cavity search

Ashamed_Sister | 60

#7563488 - Monday 13 November 2017 9:37

...and for sure better than the other doctor games where you sit for hours in a wating room before the doctor calls you in and you do not even get the expected cavity search.

By korpse | 6

#7563463 - Monday 13 November 2017 7:50

Idk, if a female student did that, she'd be considered quirky, and most guys would probably go with it.

By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7563468 - Monday 13 November 2017 8:18

Free medical examination, how is this FML? I would kill for that.

By RichardPencil | 27

#7563480 - Monday 13 November 2017 9:07

You’re lucky he didn’t do a colonoscopy and find your hidden cucumber!

Thundernutz | 15

#7563720 - Monday 13 November 2017 22:58

Or worse a Rectal "Exam"

By seasonedtoast | 19

#7563497 - Monday 13 November 2017 10:26

Be thankful he wasn't learning to be a coroner.

chyiochan | 28

#7563551 - Monday 13 November 2017 14:48

Don't need a medical degree to be a coroner..

Yudith | 18

#7563609 - Monday 13 November 2017 18:21

Dude! A coroner is a doctor who determines the causes of death! I wouldn't want to know where your coroner got his license!

julfunky | 26

#7563709 - Monday 13 November 2017 22:25

I want to point out that depending on where you live, you may or may not need to be a physician. It isn’t the same everywhere. Like in the US, what is required varies from state to state.

mehimhere | 10

#7704488 - Saturday 6 October 2018 0:27

your thinking mortician

By Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 | 20

#7563516 - Monday 13 November 2017 11:55

So? Everything okay with your muscels?

By Royally_shunned | 15

#7563519 - Monday 13 November 2017 12:11

Kinky

By AzrielB | 8

#7563630 - Monday 13 November 2017 18:54

Next time date an aspiring gynecologist, not a GP

Rabite | 27

#7563946 - Tuesday 14 November 2017 16:27

Getting a pap smear during sexy times? Nah..

By hugtrees13 | 16

#7563716 - Monday 13 November 2017 22:39

Maybe he doesn't put out on the first date?