How romantic?

By Dontplayjokes - 13/11/2017 06:00 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, after my first date with a med student, I went back to his. Things were getting hot and he asked if he could practise body examinations on me. I agreed, thinking he was going to role play, but he then proceeded to do actual joint and muscle examinations for a whole hour. FML
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realjojo 11

"I remember, on our first date, I practiced body examinations on your mom..." "Dad, please!" (Covering ears) "What?" (Confused)

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RichardPencil 30

You’re lucky he didn’t do a colonoscopy and find your hidden cucumber!

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realjojo 11

"I remember, on our first date, I practiced body examinations on your mom..." "Dad, please!" (Covering ears) "What?" (Confused)

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Thundernutz 15

Rolf at least it wasn't a cavity search

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Ashamed_Sister 60

...and for sure better than the other doctor games where you sit for hours in a wating room before the doctor calls you in and you do not even get the expected cavity search.

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korpse 6

Idk, if a female student did that, she'd be considered quirky, and most guys would probably go with it.

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Lobby_Bee 17

Free medical examination, how is this FML? I would kill for that.

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RichardPencil 30

You’re lucky he didn’t do a colonoscopy and find your hidden cucumber!

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seasonedtoast 19

Be thankful he wasn't learning to be a coroner.

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Seeya55 31

Don't need a medical degree to be a coroner..

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Yudith 24

Dude! A coroner is a doctor who determines the causes of death! I wouldn't want to know where your coroner got his license!

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julfunky 29

I want to point out that depending on where you live, you may or may not need to be a physician. It isn’t the same everywhere. Like in the US, what is required varies from state to state.

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mehimhere 11

your thinking mortician

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Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

So? Everything okay with your muscels?

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AzrielB 8

Next time date an aspiring gynecologist, not a GP

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Rabite 28

Getting a pap smear during sexy times? Nah..

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hugtrees13 16

Maybe he doesn't put out on the first date?

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