How romantic?

By Dontplayjokes - 13/11/2017 06:00 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, after my first date with a med student, I went back to his. Things were getting hot and he asked if he could practise body examinations on me. I agreed, thinking he was going to role play, but he then proceeded to do actual joint and muscle examinations for a whole hour. FML
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"I remember, on our first date, I practiced body examinations on your mom..." "Dad, please!" (Covering ears) "What?" (Confused)

You’re lucky he didn’t do a colonoscopy and find your hidden cucumber!

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"I remember, on our first date, I practiced body examinations on your mom..." "Dad, please!" (Covering ears) "What?" (Confused)

Rolf at least it wasn't a cavity search

...and for sure better than the other doctor games where you sit for hours in a wating room before the doctor calls you in and you do not even get the expected cavity search.

Idk, if a female student did that, she'd be considered quirky, and most guys would probably go with it.

Free medical examination, how is this FML? I would kill for that.

You’re lucky he didn’t do a colonoscopy and find your hidden cucumber!

Or worse a Rectal "Exam"

Be thankful he wasn't learning to be a coroner.

Don't need a medical degree to be a coroner..

Dude! A coroner is a doctor who determines the causes of death! I wouldn't want to know where your coroner got his license!

I want to point out that depending on where you live, you may or may not need to be a physician. It isn’t the same everywhere. Like in the US, what is required varies from state to state.

your thinking mortician

So? Everything okay with your muscels?

Next time date an aspiring gynecologist, not a GP

Getting a pap smear during sexy times? Nah..

Maybe he doesn't put out on the first date?