Miscellaneous: Today, I'm on a class trip to Washington DC. Last night, my roommate...

By WheatiesMan - 15/06/2016 10:52

Today, I'm on a class trip to Washington DC. Last night, my roommate took a shower, and I decided that I would take one in the morning. This morning, I found out after I got out of the shower that my roommate used one towel for drying himself, and the other for a mat. He didn't hang either of them up. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2015 02:54 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was drying myself with a towel after a shower when I noticed a bad smell. After running out of toilet paper last night, one of my friends decided to use my clean towel to wipe herself instead. FML

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By nude - 15/01/2010 00:43 - United States

Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML

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By issy - 21/09/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, while taking a shower in the dorm bathroom, my roommate thought it would be funny to steal my towel, robe, and key. I spent over an hour waiting for someone to come into the bathroom so I could ask them to bring me something to cover up. FML

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By poop towel - 15/09/2011 19:43 - United States

Today, my new roommate moved in. It seems that instead of using toilet paper like a normal human being, she instead opts to use the nearest towel in reach. I found this out when I went to dry off with mine after a shower. FML

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By Blueberry - 17/09/2012 02:00 - United States - Iowa City

Today, I was showering at my dorm. I had my clothes locked in a locker and my towel and robe hanging outside the stall. Someone took off with my towel and robe, which had my keys. I had to walk down three flights of stairs to get an extra key in nothing but a plastic shower curtain. FML

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By cacheson - 05/03/2020 03:02

Today, I checked into a hotel for a work trip. When I walked in, the sheets and bath mat were stained, and there was soap-encrusted hair stuck in my folded towel. When I got back later in the day, all my stuff was gone because they apparently thought I'd checked out. FML

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By LaundryVictim - 15/06/2016 20:50

Today, I picked up my laundry from the wash-and-fold and proceeded to put everything away. I noticed a hand towel that wasn't mine and made a mental note to return it; turned out they'd given me someone else's boxers as well. My boyfriend doesn't believe me. FML

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By TowelSmellsNice - 16/04/2010 12:34 - Malaysia

Today, I wrapped a towel around my waist so I could take a dump while using my laptop. I sat on the toilet seat and let a big load go. Turns out I forgot to unwrap the towel. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2019 11:00 - United States - University

Today, I went to take a shower, but forgot my towel and dorm key in the room. After my shower, I had to run down to the front desk butt-naked, using only a shampoo bottle as cover, and ask for a temporary key. The person running the front desk was my ex-girlfriend’s current boyfriend. FML

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By beep_guacamole - 24/05/2009 21:49 - United States

Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML

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AmyPond17 33

Monday 8 August 2016 5:01

You can go to the front desk and ask for more towels

nonsensical 26

Monday 8 August 2016 5:02

Well that's inconsiderate! I hope you didn't have to wait long for someone in the hotel to deliver you more towels...

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arano 29

Monday 8 August 2016 5:16

Go roll around in his bed naked until you dry off. Then call the front desk and ask for more towels.

PH4NX0M 16

Monday 8 August 2016 5:29

That one made me laugh ? , thank you, and thank you all.

dansco 24

Monday 8 August 2016 5:22

First World Problems

AverageAvarice 23

Monday 8 August 2016 5:30

You leave the towels on the floor so house-keeping knows to take them, but most hotels have a towel for the floor so he didn't have to use both.

Bearsmomma 30

Monday 8 August 2016 7:36

Try again.

daz18m 15

Monday 8 August 2016 5:36

BORING. FML

mif_fml 27

Monday 8 August 2016 5:42

Every hotel I've been in has way more than just 2 towels.

vandj8 9

Monday 8 August 2016 18:11

maybe this was a really cheap hotel.

murph_fml 21

Monday 8 August 2016 5:51

****** asshole people.

moniculkin 19

Monday 8 August 2016 6:07

air dry

spicyburrito 18

Monday 8 August 2016 7:11

That's why I usually just dry off in the shower

Bearsmomma 30

Monday 8 August 2016 7:38

The hair dryer will have to do this time.

maxsmith10 7

Monday 8 August 2016 7:42

Why the hell are the comments so g rated like none of them are funny

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