Today, I'm cheering myself up about being newly single by having a sleepover with my best friends. Their boyfriends have all decided to sleep over as well though, so I'm currently alone in a corridor with nothing but the sound of all my friends having loud sex to keep me company. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was going through a hard and painful break up after a long relationship. Trying to get over it, I invited my two best friends over to lift my spirits. The night ended with them making out on my bed as I sat alone in the other room. FML
Today, I was so lonely, I tried to get into bed noiselessly while pretending I had a boyfriend asleep in it. FML
Today, after watching my roommate and her boyfriend be all lovey dovey for months, I now have to watch two of our other friends flirting as well. I'm painfully single and have been struggling to change that for years. FML
Today, I'm spending the night with the guy I've been interested in for a while. Instead of sleeping in the same bed together, he insists that I sleep in another room because he "doesn't want to be tempted to do anything." So, I'm alone, in my best lingerie, in his little brother's room. FML
Today, after breaking up with my boyfriend, some of my friends decided to take me to a comedy club for a girls night. My friend's jealous husband decided he had to come along, then decided to invite my other friends' boyfriends. I ended up being the seventh wheel on a night meant to cheer me up. FML
Today, I've had no sleep. Why? Because my housemate has a new girlfriend and the walls are too thin. After round three of them shagging, I was exhausted from holding my breath each time the new girlfriend screamed. I also realised that was the closest I'd been to sex in months. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend because I couldn't trust her after cheating on me with 3 guys. Our friends are sad about it so they're throwing her a pity party. Now I'm single and I have no friends. FML
Today, I went to bed with three hot, half-naked girls beneath me. I was in the bunk above. Alone. FML
Today, it's Saturday. While all my friends go out to have fun, I get my excitement thinking about how I'll be sleeping with a new pillow. FML
Today, both my female flatmate and my gay male flatmate have got their boyfriends round. They've both stuck 'Do Not Disturb' signs on their bedroom doors and are both playing music which doesn't quite muffle the sounds of what they're up to. I haven't had a date in over six months. FML
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jessicaazzzzzzzz 3
Have loud sex with yourself to get back at them. Let's make this awkward.
NoisyNykkii 10
Start playing Justin Beiber to get the boys turned off?
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Comments (244)
_wraith 15
I'm guessing you're a rather passive person, considering that you exited your own place rather than kicked their fornicating arses out. Don't be that girl - don't be the doormat. Invest in new friends that see you more as a place of opportunity to get their rocks off with their boyfriends and who care about you as friends should. Sorry you had to endure that, but at least you know who they are now. Likely if you keep them around they'll find other ways to hurt you (perhaps not maliciously driven to do it, but clearly there is no respect for you or your feelings, and no regard at all if they hurt you) and people like that shouldn't be in your life anyway.
forever_born 6
Go to a bar and get laid.
aleia18 3
Those aren't very good friends then
mookie24 2
You have bad friends
bellygirl2000 0
That sucks
FlutterShyy 0
Not enough balls to kick them out or leave OP? YDI
THE_A_TEEN 28
OP is a woman.
angeluscado 15
You deserved it for not putting your foot down by saying "No boys allowed"
THE_A_TEEN 28
She said " having a sleepover with my best friends". It doesn't mean she is hosting it or having it at her house.
angeluscado 15
Really not that difficult to say "hey guys, I just got dumped/broke up with my boyfriend. Could we just have it as us girls tonight?". Also, when people say they're cheering themselves up by doing something, it usually means they're the person to organize it. At least, that's how I read it, but I guess what they say about assumptions rings true here on my part.
ifeelhatedlol 0
Just join in haha
diva239 8
Your friends are arseholes for letting their bfs stay over. Not very supportive.
boofgall 16
The pollution of sound, perhaps?