Today, I'm cheering myself up about being newly single by having a sleepover with my best friends. Their boyfriends have all decided to sleep over as well though, so I'm currently alone in a corridor with nothing but the sound of all my friends having loud sex to keep me company. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was going through a hard and painful break up after a long relationship. Trying to get over it, I invited my two best friends over to lift my spirits. The night ended with them making out on my bed as I sat alone in the other room. FML
Today, I was so lonely, I tried to get into bed noiselessly while pretending I had a boyfriend asleep in it. FML
Today, after watching my roommate and her boyfriend be all lovey dovey for months, I now have to watch two of our other friends flirting as well. I'm painfully single and have been struggling to change that for years. FML
Today, I'm spending the night with the guy I've been interested in for a while. Instead of sleeping in the same bed together, he insists that I sleep in another room because he "doesn't want to be tempted to do anything." So, I'm alone, in my best lingerie, in his little brother's room. FML
Today, after breaking up with my boyfriend, some of my friends decided to take me to a comedy club for a girls night. My friend's jealous husband decided he had to come along, then decided to invite my other friends' boyfriends. I ended up being the seventh wheel on a night meant to cheer me up. FML
Today, I've had no sleep. Why? Because my housemate has a new girlfriend and the walls are too thin. After round three of them shagging, I was exhausted from holding my breath each time the new girlfriend screamed. I also realised that was the closest I'd been to sex in months. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend because I couldn't trust her after cheating on me with 3 guys. Our friends are sad about it so they're throwing her a pity party. Now I'm single and I have no friends. FML
Today, I went to bed with three hot, half-naked girls beneath me. I was in the bunk above. Alone. FML
Today, it's Saturday. While all my friends go out to have fun, I get my excitement thinking about how I'll be sleeping with a new pillow. FML
Today, both my female flatmate and my gay male flatmate have got their boyfriends round. They've both stuck 'Do Not Disturb' signs on their bedroom doors and are both playing music which doesn't quite muffle the sounds of what they're up to. I haven't had a date in over six months. FML
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jessicaazzzzzzzz 3
Have loud sex with yourself to get back at them. Let's make this awkward.
NoisyNykkii 10
Start playing Justin Beiber to get the boys turned off?
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Comments (244)
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Wow, I would tell your "friends" to GTFO. They obviously have no respect or consideration for you. Oh, and throw some ice cold or boiling hot water on them while they're getting it on - that'll kill the mood!
mikeofthunder 13
Aw, some sleep over. Want some company ;)
cheyennerosi33 0
Lmfao that sucks
imavelociraptor 6
There's always reddit :)
nani_rox 9
I agree 100% !!!!!!!!!
mischiefkitty 4
Maybe they expected you to join in, and their plan was to work together to rock your world harder than that pathetic loser you just escaped could ever could? Now I feel sadness for a missed opportunity of mind shattering multiple orgasms D:
Minnesota_Chelse 0
I like the way you think! Haha
Lookinforlove10 1
Thats rude as hell of them. They should be supportive of you and spend the night with just you girls trying to make you feel better. Im sorry for your breakup
BloodFaerie 21
I'd probably leave and see how long it took for them to actually notice their "friend" had left. Then let them panic over you missing for awhile while you went to a movie or something.
Minnesota_Chelse 0
Ask to join one of them!
Savannabooh 0
Your friends are bitches for that.