Today, I lost my virginity to my long time boyfriend and found out I'm severely allergic to latex. I also found out that my family doctor had been transferred to the ER. He went to play golf with my dad later. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out the hard way that I'm severely allergic to latex. FML
Today, I was rushed to the emergency room for severe facial rashes. My boyfriend and I then found out I'm allergic to seminal fluid. FML
Today, I found out my ex gave me an STI. Today I also found out I'm allergic to the medication. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity, all while in the passionate throes of an asthma attack. FML
Today, I had an allergy test. Not only was I allergic to 35 out of the 40 items, they also found out that I'm allergic to the latex gloves my doctor happened to be wearing. Now my entire back is covered in a rash that will last at least another week. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate for the first time. A few hours later, we discovered he's highly allergic to my Summer's Eve soap. He looks like he's been attacked by bees. Yay for losing my v-card. FML
Today, I discovered that I have developed a latex allergy. I'm a third year medical student. FML
Today, a girl I'd been talking to all night actually wanted to come home with me. Stopped to buy condoms. Got home, clothes came off, took out a condom. "Sorry, I'm allergic to latex". She left in a cab. I'm a 27-year old virgin for another night and now have a box of condoms to remind me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when his condom came off inside of me. We couldn't get it out, so I had to tell my mom, who didn't know we were sexually active, and then go to the ER. After an unsuccessful visit, we came home only to find the condom in my sheets. FML
Today, I found out I'm allergic to condoms. Which would be great if my girlfriend wasn't allergic to birth control. FML
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Top comments
cr4ckb0n3f4n 0
wtf? didn't you ever encounter latex before your first "sexy time"? And don't worry about your doctor telling on you, it's illegal.
LLLP 0
You seem so smart and sophisticated until the last sentence
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Comments (92)
sk8allday92 0
u should have sex at least once before marriage because If u don't them u end up like that rah-tard flipping a shit because people are giving advice on an fml post that is probably fake
mae18_fml 0
latex free ! duhhhh
SarahMarie83 0
#13: Minor or not, it is against HIPAA Privacy Laws to share sensitive info with anyone other than the patient. This is what allows children to get abortions without parental consent or knowledge. So OP is completely protected from her doctor spilling the beans.
CurtisTheGreat 0
#24: Wrong. http://www.hhs.gov/hipaafaq/personal/227.html
CurtisTheGreat 0
Edit: Double post.
wtf20007 10
I feel bad for the OP and @ No11 haha win!
hellokittywhore 0
you gotta teat drive a car before you buy it right? same with men honey so have as much sex as you want before you get married to op LMFAO
hisbaby75 0
lmao @ cowless!!! now that was funny! thanks for the laugh, I needed it, lol lol :)
hockeyhouse 5
Allergies can develop at any time. OP, I hope your doc remembers the law. All you religious zealots go preach somewhere else and mind your own damn business.
perdix 31
That's going to be an awkward moment on the green when your dad asks your doctor if he's played any difficult holes lately.
Laxloverr24 0
you: so dad , I heard about your hole in one! dad: I heard about yours , too. (AWKWARD SILENCE)
enchantedsummer 0
ok so the more exposure you have with the protiens in latex they build up in your system. unroll u adventually end up with a reaction. plus the protiens breakdown faster when exposed to moisture and heat. ie: sex