Today, I lost my virginity to my long time boyfriend and found out I'm severely allergic to latex. I also found out that my family doctor had been transferred to the ER. He went to play golf with my dad later. FML
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Today, I found out the hard way that I'm severely allergic to latex. FML
Today, I was rushed to the emergency room for severe facial rashes. My boyfriend and I then found out I'm allergic to seminal fluid. FML
Today, I found out my ex gave me an STI. Today I also found out I'm allergic to the medication. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity, all while in the passionate throes of an asthma attack. FML
Today, I had an allergy test. Not only was I allergic to 35 out of the 40 items, they also found out that I'm allergic to the latex gloves my doctor happened to be wearing. Now my entire back is covered in a rash that will last at least another week. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate for the first time. A few hours later, we discovered he's highly allergic to my Summer's Eve soap. He looks like he's been attacked by bees. Yay for losing my v-card. FML
Today, I discovered that I have developed a latex allergy. I'm a third year medical student. FML
Today, a girl I'd been talking to all night actually wanted to come home with me. Stopped to buy condoms. Got home, clothes came off, took out a condom. "Sorry, I'm allergic to latex". She left in a cab. I'm a 27-year old virgin for another night and now have a box of condoms to remind me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when his condom came off inside of me. We couldn't get it out, so I had to tell my mom, who didn't know we were sexually active, and then go to the ER. After an unsuccessful visit, we came home only to find the condom in my sheets. FML
Today, I found out I'm allergic to condoms. Which would be great if my girlfriend wasn't allergic to birth control. FML
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cr4ckb0n3f4n 0
wtf? didn't you ever encounter latex before your first "sexy time"? And don't worry about your doctor telling on you, it's illegal.
LLLP 0
You seem so smart and sophisticated until the last sentence
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YeahFMLxX 0
perdix = win. stop whining and gfys. sex is natural. at least you getting some hard plastics.
TrollTrollTroll 0
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mina_8 0
happhak, I'm a girl, and I'm in a relationship. You don't know what you're talking about. If you knew a thing about sex you'd at least be able to spell "virgin" right.
mina_8 0
oh and mct don't worry I thought 8's comment was pretty rude. I was just trying to say that different relationships work different ways so yoy don't have the right to tell someone when to have sex.
emilyrosey 0
My sisters allergic to latex too and so is my grandma...I hope I'm not...oh gosh.
Erindub 0
People who deny their relationships sex are scary. How the hell do you even know a person until you've queafed in their face or taken a money shot? : ) (note sarcasm, but to each their own)
skyeyez9 25
200yrs ago people married in their teens. So waiting till marriage to have sex was not an issue. Today people usually wait till they finish school and get a career started, buy a house which makes them in their late 20's early 30's an beyond. it is absurd to expect a 33yr old unmarried man/woman to not have sex.
dochoc_fml 0
who cares, your doctor can not talk about that anyways
Dildo_Saggins 0
omg! #10's comment is so true and funny i lol'D
Kelledin 0
Yeouch...painful, then awkward. Yes, YLS. All is not lost tho...you (or better yet, your bf) can get condoms in polyisoprene or polyurethane. He can even go old school and get sheepskin condoms, if he's got money to burn. Here's hoping your doc respects the law...but damn, that has to be an awkward round of golf!