Work: Today, I lost my job because I was late. I was late because I... - FML

By Really? - 10/07/2010 14:57 - United States

Today, I lost my job because I was late. I was late because I had no alarm. I had no alarm because my roommate got mad and broke my phone when I beat her at scrabble. FML

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stronghand0331 17

Saturday 10 July 2010 19:26

also, permission granted to smack a hoe

chocolatedrop 0

Saturday 10 July 2010 19:24

sounds like its time to move out

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Plastic_Stitchez 25

Saturday 22 February 2014 18:42

That's why they have alarm clocks you know like the ones you set up the the time and the time you need to wake up at

magnetic_aura 26

Wednesday 1 October 2014 23:11

If you knew your phone was broken, why didn't you make provisions for a back up alarm to make sure that you got to work on time? It sucks, but I say YDI...

Zharroth 4

Sunday 31 May 2015 22:35

Winning at Scrabble = Unemployment?

SmoothedWall 13

Monday 20 June 2016 10:17

Butterfly effect.

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