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Today, I lost my job because I was late. I was late because I had no alarm. I had no alarm because my roommate got mad and broke my phone when I beat her at scrabble. FML

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stronghand0331 17

also, permission granted to smack a hoe

chocolatedrop 0

sounds like its time to move out

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Comments (190)

Plastic_Stitchez 25

That's why they have alarm clocks you know like the ones you set up the the time and the time you need to wake up at

magnetic_aura 26

If you knew your phone was broken, why didn't you make provisions for a back up alarm to make sure that you got to work on time? It sucks, but I say YDI...

Zharroth 4

Winning at Scrabble = Unemployment?

SmoothedWall 13

Butterfly effect.