Today, I lied to my crush telling him I can play the piano. To 'prove' it, I recorded a video on my phone of a girl playing a beautiful piece. After I sent it, I realized my mouse cursor was in the center of the page the entire time. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after I'd told this girl I’m seeing that I play piano to impress her, it turns out her father is a pianist and has a grand piano in their house. Tonight, I’m supposed to go to her place to play her my "favorite piece." FML
Today, I spent an hour meticulously crafting the perfect text to ask my crush out. Just as I hit send, I realized I'd accidentally sent a screenshot of the conversation to my crush instead. Now they know my level of commitment: zero. FML
Today, my crush went on webcam on MSN. He looked really adorable, so I took about 6 screen shots and copied them into paint. I accidentally took a screenshot of my screen with all the pictures on paint and copied it into the conversation. FML
Today, at school, I was asked to play a complex piano piece in front of my class, teachers and guests. I nailed it, but what stood out most for everyone was how I apparently looked like I was being possessed while performing. FML
Today, I found myself lying to my diary. FML
Today, my boyfriend heard me confessing my undying love to someone while we were skyping. He's now convinced that I was talking to some other guy and had forgotten to mute my phone. I was talking to my cat. FML
Today, I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around my room, making a complete dick of myself. I eventually caught sight of a pair of guys grinning and filming me with their cellphones through my window. FML
Today, I was talking to my crush when I laughed so hard that I snorted. Then I tried to play it cool by saying, "I do that on purpose sometimes." Now he probably thinks I fake-snort for fun. FML
Today, I lied and told my friends I was a compulsive liar. Well, I think I lied. FML
Today, I was playing piano for a wedding rehearsal. Bored, I decided to pass the time playing through a book of music I found in the piano bench. Some time later the bride turned to me and screamed at me to stop. I had turned the page and had begun to play "Let's Call The Whole Thing Off." FML
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Courtz08 0
that'll teach you to lie! :P
Residence_fml 4
why would you lie about something like that? Oh, I know, because he would NEVER find out about it of course when he would go to your place and ask you to play a piece. -next time when you lie about something make sure nobody can find out now or later YDI
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Comments (210)
clockworklolita 3
Well, that was really ******* stupid, OP.
ticklemeslowly 0
wowww ydi for lying. no guy is gonna want you cuz you can play the piano which you clearly can't anyways && lol @ #51
valdezadair 0
fail!
happysmartg 5
wow ur dumb. dont lie be urself or I'll never go out. actually, u just lost ur chances honey. ydi
karinerz 0
The people who commented above me have taken the words right from my mouth. You don't need to lie to make him like you. If he doesn't like you for who you are, then he's not the one for you. No need to lie.
originalusername_fml 0
just say 'i meant i WISH i could play piano, and i want to play piano like the girl in the video' 8D but yeah you deserve it. that's like me saying i DON'T play piano and then having my crush come over and see my piano and my certificates with my name on it and piano books and stuff.
Rota 0
I'd prefer the sammich making skills as well.
benito_fml 0
FAIL
FUDGELOVESME 0
maybe he won't notice but ydi for lying
whoadangitssam 0
Teller of untruths! your trousers have combusted!