Today, I let my sister hold my newborn daughter for the first time. I heard her mutter under her breath, "I could kill you so easily..." FML
emirie tells us more.
So just to clear things up, my sister isn't super crazy, although I was naturally alarmed. She's a little weird and creepy, and has no filter. Also, this happened a while ago (I had to say today, obviously), it just popped in my head the other day when the same sister told me she's pregnant. She has babysat, and has a step son as well.
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macystar 14
That's a red flag.
MsConfusedd 27
Maaaaaayybe you should take the baby back
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djsammyc 19
how old is she?
emirie 21
She's 21, and i promise she's not actually crazy!
Ksweety_fml 27
Don't trust your sister with your baby anymore. She might be one of them crazy psycho bitches that kill your baby if you do something to piss her off. Hahaa.. Just Joking......... I think.
awkwardloveannie 28
took her back that second right
emirie 21
Haha, it was more like "sheesh, Bianca, let's not do that". and then i took her back
Vuvuzelas4life 1
STFU. My sister n i joke like this all the time. Ir clearly overeacting. Its not like shes serious
robmcm72 4
You should have said "That's EXACTLY what I told you when mom handed me you for the first time. And you know what? It STILL is!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA
Zezifus 12
People need to learn to keep things to themselves. What goes through your mind when you openly state how you can kill a newborn in front of its mother? Some people.
Aweh_Olivia 13
She's probably referring to how fragile the baby is. Maybe. Hopefully.
Whydoucare24 8
Umm time to take her to a psychologist...
flee2321 10
Who selected that op deserved it? Lol. Scary people.
isuckok 11
People trying to get badges.
apagdilao 5
My friend's brother said the exact same thing to him when he was born.