Today, I let my sister hold my newborn daughter for the first time. I heard her mutter under her breath, "I could kill you so easily..." FML
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So just to clear things up, my sister isn't super crazy, although I was naturally alarmed. She's a little weird and creepy, and has no filter. Also, this happened a while ago (I had to say today, obviously), it just popped in my head the other day when the same sister told me she's pregnant. She has babysat, and has a step son as well.
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macystar 14
That's a red flag.
MsConfusedd 27
Maaaaaayybe you should take the baby back
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saffy66 34
I'm thinking she might be commenting on how fragile the baby is - maybe an expression of her fear she could so easily yet accidentally harm the child.
DevilsAltair 8
RUN BITCH RUN!!!!!!
Sitting_Ducki 8
That would be the first and last time shed see her other than pictures until your daughter has a black belt in karate and knows aunts to be flipped if she's in arms reach
chosha_fml 26
For the first and ONLY time.
4x4kid 7
She was stating the obvious duh
djPanda 8
Soooooooo... She's clearly the youngest
littlelovee 7
she needs to be watched...
Baseball_5137 1
I am deeply concerned for your child's safety... Grab her and run
martixy 2
I know there was a Vsauce video that explains that stuff. But I couldn't tell you which one. Like when you're sitting on a ledge or leaning over a rail and suddenly you think - what if I jumped right now. Or if someone is nearby and suddenly the thought pops up - what if I pushed him/her, that'd be so easy. It just happens sometimes. But it's not something we voice usually. The compulsion to talk nonsense around babies all the time might be your problem here.
martixy 2
Ha, found it: youtube.com/watch?v=PEikGKDVsCc
zebraprintsheets 0
She only said that to get out of baby sitting.