Today, I let my sister hold my newborn daughter for the first time. I heard her mutter under her breath, "I could kill you so easily..." FML
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So just to clear things up, my sister isn't super crazy, although I was naturally alarmed. She's a little weird and creepy, and has no filter. Also, this happened a while ago (I had to say today, obviously), it just popped in my head the other day when the same sister told me she's pregnant. She has babysat, and has a step son as well.
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macystar 14
That's a red flag.
MsConfusedd 27
Maaaaaayybe you should take the baby back
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Jennaflamingo 14
Yeah you probably shouldn't have her babysit
squidgy787 22
Annnnnnd never let her babysit for you.
JMichael 25
Umm..I wouldn't let her hold the baby anymore.
theonecasey 27
Creepy
jayceejaco 15
Keep her away from the baby!
beaverteaser 16
how many abortions has she had?
emirie 21
None -.-
cyttex 13
19 you assume she's had abortions because she said that. How is that connected?
Ghost308 11
Well she got out of babysitting for sure!!! Also she may have a closet you should look into!
conqueror57 11
Honestly, I think that's a natural reaction to something so small and vulnerable. It isn't like you WANT to kill it, but it could happen accidently so easily it's scary.
doodlecloud 26
That's what I thought. It's not every day you get to hold a newborn, you forget just how tiny and vulnerable they are and it's kind of overwhelming. It was probably just a passing thought rather than anything serious.
awilliams44 9
U better watch ur daughter at them family reunions!
meouch 6
And the award for "Best Aunt" goes to...