Today, I let my sister hold my newborn daughter for the first time. I heard her mutter under her breath, "I could kill you so easily..." FML
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So just to clear things up, my sister isn't super crazy, although I was naturally alarmed. She's a little weird and creepy, and has no filter. Also, this happened a while ago (I had to say today, obviously), it just popped in my head the other day when the same sister told me she's pregnant. She has babysat, and has a step son as well.
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macystar 14
That's a red flag.
MsConfusedd 27
Maaaaaayybe you should take the baby back
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NUMANUMAMAN 5
bitch cra.......
sythe511 28
Whisper under your breath "You wouldn't get far"
Neesalun 20
OMG... Whoa. This may not be a good idea to have her around your child. Very scary!
1947Chevy 17
And that's the moment you take the baby back and have her checked out
nmrg 10
Haha scary. Maybe she just meant to remark on. How fragile newborns are, she's obviously just a little bit socially awkward. Congrats on the little one :)
allienc81 9
Don't let your sister near your baby again. That's disturbing
dstrbd1971 3
if I were you, I'd be scared. next american psychopath.
demotres 7
Sigh... My kinda girl.
bebold 0
Funny, I just saw this as a socially awkward meme the other day on a website.
maryyymary 3
wtfffffff o.O as a new mother i woulda flipped out