Today, I let my sister hold my newborn daughter for the first time. I heard her mutter under her breath, "I could kill you so easily..." FML
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So just to clear things up, my sister isn't super crazy, although I was naturally alarmed. She's a little weird and creepy, and has no filter. Also, this happened a while ago (I had to say today, obviously), it just popped in my head the other day when the same sister told me she's pregnant. She has babysat, and has a step son as well.
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macystar 14
That's a red flag.
MsConfusedd 27
Maaaaaayybe you should take the baby back
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Ambrily 27
Don't let her hold your daughter another time!
miss_mercy 15
I don't think she meant it much as in actually killing her, and instead her realizing how delicate your daughter is at such a young age.
davek 36
Because in Soviet Russia, baby shakes you? Edit: Ah, bugger. Misread the first line.
ZombieFoxes 3
Lmfaoooo
xxxkassixxx 8
Okay you never let her babysit your innocent little child never take her away you don't grab your shoes or nothing you just run!!! Run forest run!!!
UsernameTaken14 18
I'm pretty sure she isn't going to turn out to be the best aunt.
diva239 8
OMG never ever let her hold your child again!!!!!
bangbutton 3
Yeah you learn so many things when you have a new baby... Including that your sister is a psycho.
alex_gen 39
In Russia, Baby kills You.
ccdude14 4
easy to do but hard to get away with. She isn't serious. is she young?