Today, I let my sister hold my newborn daughter for the first time. I heard her mutter under her breath, "I could kill you so easily..." FML
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So just to clear things up, my sister isn't super crazy, although I was naturally alarmed. She's a little weird and creepy, and has no filter. Also, this happened a while ago (I had to say today, obviously), it just popped in my head the other day when the same sister told me she's pregnant. She has babysat, and has a step son as well.
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macystar 14
That's a red flag.
MsConfusedd 27
Maaaaaayybe you should take the baby back
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IIIIIIIII 7
The hand that rocks the cradle...
AgentPlatypus73 8
I'd be good friends with your sister.
FrancesShiver 20
Those thoughts are actually very natural.
Tyrax 16
Being a bit weird myself, I'm guessing it was more of a "Whoa. You are tiny and fragile and I could kill you so terribly easily." than a murderous omen.