Today, I learned, 15 years later, that my puppy from when I was 4, was not taken by Santa because he was in need of a reindeer. My parents took him to the shelter because they thought he was ugly. FML
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Today, my parents finally fulfilled my childhood dream and got a puppy, after years of me nagging at them. The only downside is that I no longer live at home and he's not mine. FML
Today, I brought back the puppy I adopted for my family. I spent months doing all the research on puppy care with two young children, and at least five hundred dollars for the dog, the supplies, toys… the whole lot. Turns out everyone's allergic to her. FML
Today, I decided to adopt a 11 year-old dog that had been in need of a home for several months. Two hours after I got him home, I discovered him dead in the backyard. FML
Today, my boyfriend apparently lied to me when he'd said we could get a dog one day. I bought a puppy for him in secret but as soon as he saw it he was all, "What the hell is that? We’re not keeping it." It’s now with his parents, as he didn’t want it overnight or even in the house. FML
Today, after telling my young kids all about Santa, his reindeer and his sleigh, we saw him. Smoking a cigarette in the beat-up car next to ours at a red light. FML
Today, my mom told me to go meet a rescue dog. After doing all my research and emailing shelters left and right, I finally got a call. It went well! Then, my mom told me it would never happen. I'm still expecting several emails from the shelters I contacted, so I get to relive this pain. FML
Today, I set up a miniature nativity scene in my apartment. Three hours ago, my dog decided it would be a good idea to eat baby Jesus. Two hours ago, the vet laughed and said not to worry because I would 'have him back in time for Christmas'. FML
Today, are you excited for Christmas? Because I'm sure not. When I was 14, my dad got hit by a car on Christmas. At 15, my dog died. When I was 16, I got not presents. When I was 17, the Christmas tree was stolen. I wonder what's next… FML
Today, over a year on from my parents telling me my dog had died, I went to the shelter to volunteer, and saw my old dog. FML
Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML
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PSQ91 6
And you still believed that Santa story until today?
spoilt_ 15
didn't you work out a puppy can't be a reindeer ....
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Comments (235)
Johnny6speed2 0
So you're saying that after fifteen years you believed Santa took your dog. So basically you believed in Santa into you teenage years. I really hope you have some sort of mental retardation because if that's not the case that means you're an idiot so please don't reproduce
cyanidesandwich 21
why the hell does it take you 15 years to figure this out?
Johnny6speed2 0
Also, so what. the parents paid for the dog and had to take care of it. not the 4 year old girl. I wouldn't want an ugly dog either. so anyone criticizing the parents should stop and think instead of calling the parents assholes and whatever else happygofuck said. if I paid good money for a dog I want a good one. not one with half an ear missing a stub for a 3rd leg
ad_astra_taurus 2
Then why would they've bought an ugly dog in the first place?
kewlone645 8
awe. poor dog!
EmperorPsycho 0
What went on in your mind that made you think that a puppy could be used as a reindeer?
snowboarder1019 5
**** yo parents
skyttlz 32
Now 384
randomstudios 0
Really? What do you think matters? Human suffering or animals in shelters?
Cenobyte 10
Animals matter more. Humans are mostly awful, cruel, selfish creatures.
rockon10 3
so wait... 15 years later you JUST NOW learned that Santa does not exist?
hobojo11 0
lame ass beleaved in santa