By chrisbravo - 23/08/2012 06:54 - United States

Today, I had a hard time taking a dump. Before flushing, I noticed two pennies and a dime incrusted in my turd. It seems that yesterday, while drunk, I swallowed some change. FML
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OP replies: It was a hell of a night. It "changed" my life.

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ConnorBrown36 5

Sounds like a shitty situation...I think it is time to Change your eating habits

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slick5880 22
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I prefer pockets personally but I guess your way works too.

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ConnorBrown36 5

Sounds like a shitty situation...I think it is time to Change your eating habits

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sincerelyjay 13
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...Or drinking habits.

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domingocool 4
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Well, it takes 3 days to digest something right? So i'm guessing you didn't eat it yesterday...

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slick5880 22
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Could the "beer shits" have sped up the process? I'm no doctor, so I really don't know.

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NeDaroft 5
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Truly a Changing experience

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misspulkadot24 17
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ManInTheMachine 19
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Sometimes I swear the FML community is fucking bipolar. Or a lot of idiots with horrible taste in jokes have made accounts.

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capper44 18
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#13 FYI it takes 4-5 hours to digest food lol Btw oP i hope the night was really good, doesnt matter if u dont kno wat u did :p

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doctorhook86 24
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I can't think of a way in which the OP didn't deserve this. Also, props for the "change your eating habits" #1!

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ShannyAK 16
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Good appetite!

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RedPillSucks 31

@ManInTheMachine, I don't know, but I've fucked two polar bear once. Is that the same thing? I think they were both male.

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cnorris31 2
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Got change for a dollar?

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chrisbravo 4
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OP replies: It was a hell of a night. It "changed" my life.

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misspulkadot24 17
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Whoops! I must not have gotten the FML memo that the "sounds like a shitty situation" pun was funny again. My bad!

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zandalee 19
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90- you made me laugh! Thanks!! Makes such a nice change to the usual bitchy and bitching comments on this site today!!

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ConnorBrown36 5

131 , it was mainly the "change your eating habits" part I'm pretty sure

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bajiaromero 0

So punny

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trulypar 34
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You gotta little change in your colon going "jing-a-ling-a-ling."

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slick5880 22
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I prefer pockets personally but I guess your way works too.

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SqueakyChipmunk 20
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"You got change for a $5?" "Yeah, hold on. HURRRRGGGGGNNNNNN!!! Here you go." "...I don't want it anymore..."

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Redoxx_fml 22

Gives the dollar menu a whole new meaning.

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CheeseTron 15

*looking at change in pockets, wondering if it's been in someone's shit.

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Tgo19053 15
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Didn't know people actually used Ass Pennies to get back at people haha

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perdix 29

Now, we can see that your "two cents worth" literally isn't worth a shit (12 cents).

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zack11742 7
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Best comment

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gc327072 30
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OP is lucky to be alive. If those were to get stuck somewhere, they would have to have immediate surgery, if they detected the problem at all.

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RedPillSucks 31

The doctors would have said "This guy must be insured. He has money up the whazoo!!!" *crickets* Hey, is this thing on?

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myFMLname 8
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You poor fool!

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Killer_fel 15
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If he's shitting cash, I don't think he's a "poor" fool.

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Werken247 14

He's shitting change, he's a poor fool. If he were shitting cash he'd be a rich fool.

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Mr116 13
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It's kinda like that goose that lays golden eggs...

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SqueakyChipmunk 20
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Or an alien that shits jewel encrusted gold.

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supbabes 0
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Yeasssssss 54 with the American Dad reference

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blahblahblah5_x 13
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Next time don't drink so much that you have no idea what you do *facepalm*

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JoeParris 1

That's shitty for real

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missalkali 8
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oh god, just… I don't even know what to say… please just stop. that's the crappiest pun ever. I wish it'd die!!

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perdix 29

Penny for your thoughts, Shit-for-Brains?

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chrisbravo 4
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Op replying; I happen to be smart. Drunken mistakes happen to the best of us.

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ALpein 0
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Smart? If you were smart, you woulda' ate more money for later use.

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bjnono001 20

Pennies and dimes for a kiss? I'm sure you weren't looking for this, but now it's in your way.

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fizzamj 6
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Haha awsome!

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