Today, I just got back from a two week vacation. I live with six people and only the dog was happy to see me. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got back from a two-week vacation. During my vacation, I had a friend from work watch my puppy. My puppy now likes him more than me, and won't stop whining sadly since he left. FML
Today, I returned home from a three-week vacation. None of my friends realized I'd been gone. FML
Today, I came home from my vacation. My sister had been taking care of my dog and my apartment while I was away. As I walked in, I was greeted by a floor covered in poop and a destroyed couch. FML
Today, I came to visit a friend I haven't seen in 3 years for a fun 2 month vacation of you know what. She has 2 more dogs now and soon as I stepped in her place after flying across the country, there were 2 piles if dog crap on the ground. I already want to fly out of here, and this is only day one. FML
Today, I returned from a week-long vacation. My landlord told me he had let my boyfriend in my apartment to get something. I don't have a boyfriend. Everything in my apartment is gone. FML
Today, I came home from a two-week overseas business trip. My wife was at work, but she came home for lunch. When she came in, she brushed right past me to hug and talk to her dog. When I mentioned it, she said, "But I haven't seen him all day!" FML
Today, my parents left on vacation for the week. Taking advantage of my freedom, I was planning on having my boyfriend over. My grandparents just showed up as they "thought I would be lonely." I can't get rid of them. Looks like I'm not having any fun this week. FML
Today, I visited my family for spring break because I've been away at college and I haven't seen them since Christmas. Almost as soon as I walked in the door, my mom had me clean the living room area, clean up cat vomit, and do the dishes. Thanks guys... I missed you too. FML
Today, I got back from a camping trip after being homesick for 3 weeks. I couldn't remember why I had wanted to be away from my family for so long when I signed up for it. When I got home, I remembered. Everyone in my family hates each other. I want to go back to the camping site. FML
Today, I got back from a two-week holiday only to discover my dog missing. After looking for him at animal shelters and putting up missing pet signs, my roommate admitted he lost him in a game of drunk poker. FML
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Top comments
SkittlesGoRawr 19
This is why dogs are better than humans.
Liamj774 36
Well I would only care about the dog if I were you
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Comments (57)
Nessco 36
If I lived with 6 people and one went away for two weeks, I wouldn't be happy when they got back either. How do you guys manage with so many people in the house? They must have appreciated the break. Not from you, just from having so many people in that space all the time.
TheCrispyCat 20
I honestly don't see an issue.
metheonlyb 17
There is a reason why I say Dogs are better than humans. :)
The_Otherlover 4
The story of my life
SiKH_WiT_iT 13
**** it, I'd rather be with my dog anyway. At least he/she loves you.
NeonSteps 14
whats the difference between a dog and a spouse? The dog is still happy too see you after 2 years.
snakesinmyhair 3
Dogs are all that matters anyway.
nevermindthemind 18
atleast someone is happy
jh921971 10
There's 2 sides to a coin. Is it possible that you were being an asshole before you left?
seldom66 16
Hahahahaha bitch. No one likes you