Animals: Today, I invited my boyfriend over to meet my new puppy. My dog...

By Puppy problems - 27/10/2013 01:23 - United States - Essex Junction

Today, I invited my boyfriend over to meet my new puppy. My dog decided to take a dump on his lap. He is now not talking to me because he thinks I trained my dog to do that. FML

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By Josh - 16/07/2021 06:01 - United States

Today, a friend came over to meet my new dog. The dog got excited and accidentally peed on him. I went to the kitchen to get something to clean it up. When I came back, my new dog was covered in my friend's pee. My friend claimed that peeing on my dog "showed dominance." FML

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By wellokaythen - 14/05/2013 19:52 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I heard noises outside my front door. I looked out through the window, only to see my boyfriend encouraging his dog to take a dump on my welcome mat. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2013 13:34 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have our first kiss with each other, but my dog decided to let one rip, stinking up the whole room. My boyfriend still doesn't believe it was my dog who did it. FML

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By Steve - 12/05/2021 11:01

Today, my dog discovered his new toilet by taking a dump on his own bowl. FML

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By missmisfit - 13/06/2012 04:14 - Canada - Montreal

Today, I gave my puppy a treat for finally doing his business in the grass instead of on the patio. He later puked it up all over the patio. FML

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Sociopathic method

By Anonymous - 27/08/2021 18:01

Today, it seemed like my new boyfriend worked wonders training my puppy. Now she listens, doesn’t bark and doesn’t chew everything to bits anymore. I was very impressed, until my boyfriend told me beating a dog until it behaves works every time. My dog isn’t trained; she’s too terrified to move. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2010 02:29 - United States

Today, I was able to land a nice apartment solely based on the fact that my puppy is potty trained. During the required pet interview, my dog 'got sick' and defecated all over the apartment office. I now have to clean the mess knowing that I will not be allowed to live there. FML

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By pamcakes - 09/07/2016 17:14

Today, my dog pooped on the floor, and the Roomba my sweet boyfriend bought me as a housewarming gift, ran over it. FML

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By yikesss - 23/10/2018 03:00

Today my boyfriend told me that dirty talk with me was like potty training a puppy. FML

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By SHIT-BREATH - 05/06/2013 16:03 - United Kingdom - Chepstow

Today, my puppy came into my room, and I cupped his head in my hands and bent down to kiss him. As I did, I realized that the part of his head I was kissing was covered in his own shit that he'd seemingly been rolling in. FML

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annie_nk 22

Sunday 27 October 2013 10:08

"I said sit, not shit!"

caden_bro 9

Sunday 27 October 2013 9:49

Your BF seems a little emotional. And ridiculous. Just try to talk some sense into him.

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saraitkddh 47

Sunday 27 October 2013 10:59

Is your boyfriend a 12 year old?

sunnyray812 42

Sunday 27 October 2013 11:04

If your puppy is "new," it's going to take a while to train it to do anything. Your boyfriend shouldn't hold a grudge.

Wizardo 33

Sunday 27 October 2013 11:07

Sounds like two young uns need training...

tranced_ 45

Sunday 27 October 2013 11:07

time to make a choice between your boyfriend or your doggie.. choose wisely, live well

rockne93 17

Sunday 27 October 2013 12:38

First time my friends came over to see my puppy golden retriever, she took a dump at their feet 3 times in 5 minutes

ItsATwinThing 9

Monday 28 October 2013 5:33

Yeah my bull terrier use to pee whenever someone new came in because she was so excited.

imbedderdenu 23

Sunday 27 October 2013 12:38

ummm that's a view into your future. He can handle that? Pretty much sums up the "man" right there.

underthesea12 24

Sunday 27 October 2013 12:54

good job with the training!

Enslaved 36

Sunday 27 October 2013 13:05

"P-p-p-p-p Puppy Power!" Did you name doggie-- Scrappy-"DOO" after that?

perdix 29

Sunday 27 October 2013 13:12

You could become Cesar Milan's wacky, new sidekick, The Dog Pooperer.

buddy_J 16

Sunday 27 October 2013 13:12

I hear so many stories of retarded significant others on here. I knew there were a lot of idiots out there but damn

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