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Anonymous - 14/02/2016 09:23 - Canada - Sechelt

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family. I asked her if she wanted something to drink, and my brother reacted by snorting and calling me a "cuck". Apparently offering your girlfriend a drink means you're being cuckolded now. God, I hope he was adopted. FML

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Despair - 02/04/2025 22:00 - United States

Today, I was at my girlfriend’s family dinner when her father suddenly raised a glass and said, “Let’s all raise a toast to the new couple!” I looked at my girlfriend, confused, only to realize he meant her brother and his now fiancé, who had just announced their engagement an hour earlier. I quickly but awkwardly raised my glass to avoid admitting my memory is dogshit. FML

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PLU - 27/01/2011 00:57 - Canada

Today, I met my boyfriend's brother. When he saw me, he whispered into my boyfriend's ear, "So, this is your bitch eh? Nice!" FML

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Bleached_Eyes - 02/04/2018 06:00 - United States - Pikesville

Today, I finally met my girlfriend's family. When it was time for dinner, I was sent upstairs to get her brother. When I walked in, he was laid out on his bed getting a rimjob from his cousin. FML

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BFfail - 15/08/2012 01:14 - United States

Today, I met my girlfriend's extended family for the first time. Her family kept telling her how much I looked and acted like her older brother and I'm guessing by the end of the day she agreed, because now she pulls away and gags when I try to kiss her. FML

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elisabeth_pwnes - 16/03/2012 10:38 - Norway

Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML

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Anonymous - 16/11/2013 00:10 - Australia - Ascot Vale

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents, despite my long-standing protests. Over the next hour, they asked her if she'd ever considered becoming a swinger, why not, if she'd ever consider it in future, and to keep them in mind if she does. FML

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Lauren - 12/10/2011 17:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my family. It was going well until my 23 year-old sister started telling him in detail about her constipation, and that if she doesn't take a shit in a few days, it's going to come out of her mouth. FML

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Jenny - 25/12/2024 22:00 - Canada - Etobicoke

Today, my boyfriend and I went to taste some wine with some friends. I drank a little too much and referred to him as my brother to a random guy. Let’s just say I put a strain on my relationship. FML

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probably_the_ex_now - 18/08/2009 08:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his family. They were drinking and having fun, so I joined in. I had one too many, got really goofy, and then suggested the farting game. "Sorry, I can't hold my liquor!" I quickly explained. My boyfriend's mom shot me a cold look and said, "It's non-alcoholic." FML

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Anonymous - 13/03/2022 14:00

Today, my girlfriend asked me to marry her, and I said yes. My parents were thrilled, but my brother is so immature, he couldn’t stop laughing that of two lesbians I’m the “girl” and my girlfriend is the “guy.” I swear I’m going to ban him from the wedding in case he tries to make a speech. FML

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Justy101 23

Monday 15 February 2016 0:35

Having respect for your girl, hell, having respect for any person is hot. Your brother is an idiot and won't get very far with a good woman if he thinks basic manners makes you "cuckolded", whatever that means... I'm guessing the equivalent of whipped.

nzhx 23

Monday 15 February 2016 0:29

...how old is your brother?

Mahcookiez 15

Monday 15 February 2016 0:46

Plot twist, he was

scwarren 7

Monday 15 February 2016 0:47

ahhh, so he is whipped.

crudeandrudeguy 29

Monday 15 February 2016 0:49

Maybe he said ****, as in that's what she wants to drink...

fohfuucba 21

Monday 15 February 2016 0:51

Get him off /r9k/ before it's too late

Axel5238 29

Monday 15 February 2016 0:58

If he doesn't learn when/if he gets dumped he'll complain he's a nice guy and then call her a femnazi. I imagine he also uses the term "butthurt" as well. If he does at least he's sending up enough red flags to warn women.

Zebediabolical 43

Monday 15 February 2016 1:57

Did your brother go to the Return of Kings meetings last weekend? Sounds about his speed.

rinzlerkitty94 31

Monday 15 February 2016 4:29

Adoption jokes aren't funny, asshole.

moodyreallyrocks 27

Monday 15 February 2016 4:39

Don't mind it OP..

DespicableDez 7

Monday 15 February 2016 5:36

This absolutely makes no sense. Buy your brother a dictionary, teach him to read, and then make his dumbass look up the words before using them.

zboot 8

Monday 15 February 2016 6:42

Sounds like neither you nor your brother know the definition of cuckold. Seems like your brother meant to say "whipped".

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Monday 15 February 2016 6:52

Lol what? What makes you think the OP doesn't know the meaning of cuckold? Everything in the FML suggests that he does, unless you're blind to blatant sarcasm.