Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. My dad looked at him and said, "Nice outfit, but it's a little late for Halloween." Before I could intervene, my boyfriend said that joke had been done to death, to which my dad retorted, "Yeah, so has your mum." Instant fistfight. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I introduced my dad to my boyfriend. I gave my dad the middle finger and he thumped me on the head, as we've been playfully doing for years. My boyfriend got all mad and tried to fight my dad. FML
Today, I was introducing my boyfriend to my parents for the first time. I meant to say, "Mom, Dad, this is Tom." Instead, I said, "Mom, Dad, this is Mom." My boyfriend is now jokingly reconsidering our relationship, and my parents won't stop making fun of me. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents for the first time. My dad took one look at him, sighed and said, "You deserve someone better. Someone who is responsible, and has their priorities straight in life." Beyond upset, I told my dad that I love him. My dad disgruntledly responded, "I was talking to him." FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents. My dad thought it'd be hilarious to act surprised and ask me if I'd already dumped the girlfriend I introduced him to yesterday. She slapped me and stormed out of the house before my dad could tell her it was a joke. FML
Today, my boyfriend met my parents. Within minutes, my dad managed to verbally sever his balls and reduce him to tears, "just for fun" apparently. FML
Today, I introduced my new boyfriend to my parents. Everyone knows he's into the emo scene, but this didn't stop my dad from slowly looking him up and down, then saying, completely deadpan, "You never told us you were a lesbian, honey." FML
Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing he said to him was, "You're an idiot for dating my daughter." FML
Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings, and heels. When I walked out the door, my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriend's house I told him what my dad had said and he replied, "I'd have to agree with him." FML
Today, my parents met my boyfriend, and to say it went badly is an understatement. My mom went outside to relax by chain smoking and the shouting, and the screaming only ended when my dad took my boyfriend by the scruff of the neck and threw him out the front door into the street. FML
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Top comments
mustang95 7
Funny as hell
williamcarter93 13
If I was the boyfriend, I'd have said "touché" and went on with it. Mom jokes aren't even worth fighting over anymore.
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Comments (176)
perdix 31
So, you don't need to go to Notre Dame to see the Fighting Irish.
kriz_allizwell 6
So, you don't need to have a funny comment
CrewBoy 10
You're boyfriend sounds like a prick who dresses funny and your dad sounds like an asshole. But a truthful asshole.
Insanityconfined 21
He sounds like a prick because he defended his mother upon her being insulted? Gtfo.
KiddNYC1O 22
No crew today =[
JoeGrant 12
Although your father was immature, your boyfriend was too. Reacting like that to a "your mom"' joke is just, childish. But, maybe that's just me.
Fuzzymonkey2013 7
Awesome
panda_burrito 2
Is your dad by any chance a drunk?
BossPathfinderGM 14
Classy fellows.
ICastillo 25
They're both dumb asses who can't take a joke. I just would have just told your dad so what I'm pounding your daughter.
pradip 26
If that's the case I think it would have gotten bigger than a fist fight. Unless they were participants in yo mamma
ICastillo 25
Hey but it would have one up'd that dads mom joke right? I think that would have shut his old jokester ass up.
jayzyone 4
Or "ha ha that's what some dads going to be saying to your grandson one day"
if2013 10
i dont get it! what did the boyfriend say??
ICastillo 25
Apparently the boyfriend said "that joke has been done to death". To which the dad replied" yeah so has your mom" which led to the fight
BriannaRWatson 13
Maybe your dad was testing his sense of humor...sounds like he failed.
mowmowlife 21
Petty dad.