Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. My dad looked at him and said, "Nice outfit, but it's a little late for Halloween." Before I could intervene, my boyfriend said that joke had been done to death, to which my dad retorted, "Yeah, so has your mum." Instant fistfight. FML
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Today, I introduced my dad to my boyfriend. I gave my dad the middle finger and he thumped me on the head, as we've been playfully doing for years. My boyfriend got all mad and tried to fight my dad. FML
Today, I was introducing my boyfriend to my parents for the first time. I meant to say, "Mom, Dad, this is Tom." Instead, I said, "Mom, Dad, this is Mom." My boyfriend is now jokingly reconsidering our relationship, and my parents won't stop making fun of me. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents for the first time. My dad took one look at him, sighed and said, "You deserve someone better. Someone who is responsible, and has their priorities straight in life." Beyond upset, I told my dad that I love him. My dad disgruntledly responded, "I was talking to him." FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents. My dad thought it'd be hilarious to act surprised and ask me if I'd already dumped the girlfriend I introduced him to yesterday. She slapped me and stormed out of the house before my dad could tell her it was a joke. FML
Today, my boyfriend met my parents. Within minutes, my dad managed to verbally sever his balls and reduce him to tears, "just for fun" apparently. FML
Today, I introduced my new boyfriend to my parents. Everyone knows he's into the emo scene, but this didn't stop my dad from slowly looking him up and down, then saying, completely deadpan, "You never told us you were a lesbian, honey." FML
Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing he said to him was, "You're an idiot for dating my daughter." FML
Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings, and heels. When I walked out the door, my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriend's house I told him what my dad had said and he replied, "I'd have to agree with him." FML
Today, my parents met my boyfriend, and to say it went badly is an understatement. My mom went outside to relax by chain smoking and the shouting, and the screaming only ended when my dad took my boyfriend by the scruff of the neck and threw him out the front door into the street. FML
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mustang95 7
Funny as hell
williamcarter93 13
If I was the boyfriend, I'd have said "touché" and went on with it. Mom jokes aren't even worth fighting over anymore.
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Comments (176)
Mahtari 19
Your dad is a boss. Your boyfriend is 12.
CharresBarkrey 16
I don't make those types of jokes specifically for that reason, but I don't get offended if someone does that to me. What if they didn't know your mother was deceased? You can't really get offended for that.
nmlutgen 11
I would have done the same thing.
NigerianMedicine 11
Could it have ended any other way? Two Irishmen calling each other's mother a ***** usually results in physical violence.
lumberjack610 1
Boyfriend needs to respect elders. If he won't respect your family enough to walk away, he doesn't truly care about you. I'm a guy I know how we work.
dabeast15 7
HAAAAAHAHA LMAO!!! ur dad sounds like a load of fun!!
KingMomo360 13
Your dad's a douche. Just sayin'.
noisebox 1
Sounds cool, were tattoos and beer involved. I like your dad though....I guess he thinks you brought something special home...
nfjskcbdkdjdjdn 2
Well your dad sounds really ******* mature
beebeeL 1
mature or not mature why the **** would your bf start a FIST fight with ur dad ? idiot! they say girls look for guys with the same qualities as their fathers…