Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. My dad looked at him and said, "Nice outfit, but it's a little late for Halloween." Before I could intervene, my boyfriend said that joke had been done to death, to which my dad retorted, "Yeah, so has your mum." Instant fistfight. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I introduced my dad to my boyfriend. I gave my dad the middle finger and he thumped me on the head, as we've been playfully doing for years. My boyfriend got all mad and tried to fight my dad. FML
Today, I was introducing my boyfriend to my parents for the first time. I meant to say, "Mom, Dad, this is Tom." Instead, I said, "Mom, Dad, this is Mom." My boyfriend is now jokingly reconsidering our relationship, and my parents won't stop making fun of me. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents for the first time. My dad took one look at him, sighed and said, "You deserve someone better. Someone who is responsible, and has their priorities straight in life." Beyond upset, I told my dad that I love him. My dad disgruntledly responded, "I was talking to him." FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents. My dad thought it'd be hilarious to act surprised and ask me if I'd already dumped the girlfriend I introduced him to yesterday. She slapped me and stormed out of the house before my dad could tell her it was a joke. FML
Today, my boyfriend met my parents. Within minutes, my dad managed to verbally sever his balls and reduce him to tears, "just for fun" apparently. FML
Today, I introduced my new boyfriend to my parents. Everyone knows he's into the emo scene, but this didn't stop my dad from slowly looking him up and down, then saying, completely deadpan, "You never told us you were a lesbian, honey." FML
Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing he said to him was, "You're an idiot for dating my daughter." FML
Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings, and heels. When I walked out the door, my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriend's house I told him what my dad had said and he replied, "I'd have to agree with him." FML
Today, my parents met my boyfriend, and to say it went badly is an understatement. My mom went outside to relax by chain smoking and the shouting, and the screaming only ended when my dad took my boyfriend by the scruff of the neck and threw him out the front door into the street. FML
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Top comments
mustang95 7
Funny as hell
williamcarter93 13
If I was the boyfriend, I'd have said "touché" and went on with it. Mom jokes aren't even worth fighting over anymore.
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Comments (176)
Stuffaluffagus 25
Your dad obviously has the mentality of a child
HitchHiker42 18
I hope your dad lost the fight. Immature jackass.
a563 3
Oh, you just had to be Irish, didn't you?
gremlin_bros 19
Not sure who's the bigger jackass your dad for his comments or the bf for allowing it to get to him but I probably come down more on your bf's side.
gremlin_bros 19
Man who's the bigger jackass. The dad for his comments= no manners. Or the bf for letting dads bs to get to him. Though I'm siding with the bf in this case.
Karalela44 15
As funny as that is, your dads an asshole
omart3 6
did your boyfriend reply with "so has your daughter, by me!"?
quincykid23 6
At first I wondered why this became a fist fight as opposed to a hilarious story to tell your kids. Then I saw were the OP was from....
Ressamies 6
Mentally your dad is younger than your BF.
PhishloverA 14
I get the impression your boyfriend can't take a joke
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
To be honest, that was a really tactless joke for a first meeting. It's nothing short of calling the boyfriend's ma a wh***