Today, I hurt my back while exercising. I can't bend over or lift my arms above my head without intense pain. My husband, however, finds my situation hilarious and has moved everything I use frequently to either the floor or high shelf. He giggles every time I try to retrieve anything. FML
AplJax3 tells us more.
Hey guys, OP here! While my husband is an ass, the reaching up and bending over for things lasted until I dropped a full bottle of water on his foot (accidentally on purpose). After that, he stopped laughing and gave me back rub. Since I am currently denying him sympathy for the tiny bruise on his pinky toe, I'd say we're about even.
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cuddly_scorpion 4
Asshole.
littlekellilee 45
Can you reach the divorce papers?
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Comments (152)
Sweet_Jones 3
ugh, what a queef...
Virgyl 4
Your fault for marrying such an immature prick
Sk8SnowCO 8
Oh I'm sorry that must have been awful. I would have no patience for that, idk how you did lol
CrazyBeauty18 3
You're husband sounds evil...
shadowdragon0820 20
What a dick!
mollypop35 28
What the ****?!
Exaspera 55
If everything you needed was out of reach, guess you couldn't do anything than rest on the couch with the remote. Hope he doesn't get hungry or have dirty clothes or anything.....