Today, I hurt my back while exercising. I can't bend over or lift my arms above my head without intense pain. My husband, however, finds my situation hilarious and has moved everything I use frequently to either the floor or high shelf. He giggles every time I try to retrieve anything. FML
AplJax3 tells us more.
Hey guys, OP here! While my husband is an ass, the reaching up and bending over for things lasted until I dropped a full bottle of water on his foot (accidentally on purpose). After that, he stopped laughing and gave me back rub. Since I am currently denying him sympathy for the tiny bruise on his pinky toe, I'd say we're about even.
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cuddly_scorpion 4
Asshole.
littlekellilee 45
Can you reach the divorce papers?
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Comments (152)
Satoaoi 13
omg yes number 2 perfect punishment
kbby3 9
Hahahaha that's awesome. That'd be my kinda husband. Take a fun joke people(:
Grimnirwher9 21
So you want kind of husband who thinks it's hilarious when you're in intense pain and who would put you in a risk of being paralyzed? Yeah, sounds like a "fun joke" to me.
DDCA 24
You tell 'em kbby3!
DDCA 24
The power of the box is a wonderful thing. Use it...
xRezSynn 15
What a douche.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Your husband is an asshole.
MyS3lf 24
Not that I'm ever unappreciative of my Husband, but things like this make me even more grateful to have him, he would NEVER do anything like this to me. Good for you for getting revenge though, he totally deserved it. Hope your back gets to feeling better soon!
skyeyez9 25
Women are experts at devising elaborate revenge scenarios.....start brainstorming.
charvisioku 22
Although he was obviously meaning it as a prank (sort of...), that was such a dick move. He should've been looking after you and helping you to reach stuff. Dick.
charvisioku 22
I say.
Raykyogrou03 12
Well you can still kick, right?