Today, I hurt my back while exercising. I can't bend over or lift my arms above my head without intense pain. My husband, however, finds my situation hilarious and has moved everything I use frequently to either the floor or high shelf. He giggles every time I try to retrieve anything. FML
AplJax3 tells us more.
Hey guys, OP here! While my husband is an ass, the reaching up and bending over for things lasted until I dropped a full bottle of water on his foot (accidentally on purpose). After that, he stopped laughing and gave me back rub. Since I am currently denying him sympathy for the tiny bruise on his pinky toe, I'd say we're about even.
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cuddly_scorpion 4
Asshole.
littlekellilee 45
Can you reach the divorce papers?
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Comments (152)
saquibs82 1
m a bit like ur husband, i get my fun at times from some1 elses pain ;)
xXHollowIchigoXx 17
#37 I have to say that what you said about what #33 said towards what #9 said is just... I can't come up with something to to say.
KiddNYC1O 22
Lock yourself in your room and make him sleep on the couch.
13ky13 20
But you still said it 103.
Axipiter 24
Then move all his shit to the roof.
jarockstar27 10
Pent up frustration? I would do that to my managers if i had the chance! Lol
monsterluv1 2
Wow what an Asshole !
alicecooperfan 18
Wow, how rude. I've hurt my back before and there were some days where getting out of bed was painful. I hope you feel better soon OP!
incendiaaa 23
that's actually hillarious.
cougar41 8
Ur husband is a child back injuries are no laughing matter. I've suffered chronic pain for 20 yrs thanks to a back injury I'd tell him to grow the *** up because he ain't getting sex while ur still in pain n he should be helping u recover