Today, I hurt my back while exercising. I can't bend over or lift my arms above my head without intense pain. My husband, however, finds my situation hilarious and has moved everything I use frequently to either the floor or high shelf. He giggles every time I try to retrieve anything. FML
AplJax3 tells us more.
Hey guys, OP here! While my husband is an ass, the reaching up and bending over for things lasted until I dropped a full bottle of water on his foot (accidentally on purpose). After that, he stopped laughing and gave me back rub. Since I am currently denying him sympathy for the tiny bruise on his pinky toe, I'd say we're about even.
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cuddly_scorpion 4
Asshole.
littlekellilee 45
Can you reach the divorce papers?
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Comments (152)
cwjb99 9
Wow that is childish
alfred07 18
Tell me. Can you still lift your knees suddenly without intense pain?
Sandman1917 5
That's horrible!! I just had extensive back surgery a month ago and I can't bend to pick up anything and I'm limited to 5 lbs. It sucks so I know what our going through. Just wait until he gets sick or hurt and payback's a BITCH!!
shrdlu 28
Next laundry day, add dye or LOTS of bleach when his underwear's in the wash cycle.
tippi17 3
Nice guy.
poccocurantes 7
I honestly have to say, something should be said about this thread.
WizardJeremy 13
Hide his things, make a call to his office he quit and then plant divorce papers saying "its on monday, you brought it on yourself bitch"
AplJax3 2
Hey guys, OP here! While my husband is an ass, the reaching up and bending over for things lasted until I dropped a full bottle of water on his foot (accidentally on purpose). After that, he stopped laughing and gave me back rub. Since I am currently denying him sympathy for the tiny bruise on his pinky toe, I'd say we're about even.
DanielleinDC 34
I just hope it was a glass bottle, OP. Those things hurt like a mother. He should give you a lot more than just a back rub; he owes you a deep and heartfelt apology for messing with you that way. Hope you feel better soon. And the next time he's sick or hurting, make his life a living hell for a day or two until he sees why it's not funny to mess with an ailing spouse.
zandalee 20
Or simply let him read all of these outraged comments!!! ;) Hope your back feels better soon OP. At least you know that the FML community has your back.
Igloolik 9
Sounds like you have a very toxic marriage.
SoultheWolf 19
OP, make sure to either go to a massage therapist or a chiropractor if the pain doesn't stop. You could've pulled a muscle, but it could also be something more serious. I hope you feel better soon. And when you do kick your husband's ass for being such a dick.
simsgirlgem 25
if I were you I say you better pray you never hurt your back because paybacks a bitch
MoodyBlue320 11
You go, OP!
D3ATHZ3RO 15
I disagree, he's gotta pay more
buckdharma 38
Grap that "fragile, this end up" package, you know the one that's usually within reach. Now practice that kung fu grip you've been working on. Feel better?
Sir_Swaggington 6
Real men don't giggle.