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Today, I hurt my back while exercising. I can't bend over or lift my arms above my head without intense pain. My husband, however, finds my situation hilarious and has moved everything I use frequently to either the floor or high shelf. He giggles every time I try to retrieve anything. FML

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Hey guys, OP here! While my husband is an ass, the reaching up and bending over for things lasted until I dropped a full bottle of water on his foot (accidentally on purpose). After that, he stopped laughing and gave me back rub. Since I am currently denying him sympathy for the tiny bruise on his pinky toe, I'd say we're about even.

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littlekellilee 45

Can you reach the divorce papers?

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drewflav 17

Just return the favour when he gets old and decrepit. No need to do anything else.

iammeorami 25

dick

ViviMage 40

That is flat out abuse. Serve him divorce papers.

Kitten_Calderon 14

Divorce is a bit extreme.. Just in the process of reaching: A. Knock something off on any part of his torso (don't cause to much purposeful injury though); B. run his foot over with an object of your choosing. All "accidental" because of your pain. Get better OP.

13ky13 20

37, it doesn't show up double on mine, but I'd like to take a wild guess and say that both posts you see are #33, FML's mistake, not mine.

_oGSwank 7

lml thats kinda cute. take his being an asshole as love, in a few weeks you'll both be laughing about this, in meantime however, banish him to the couch

birdierising 16

That's downright cruel of him...

saffy66 34

Tell him you won't need to lift your arms above your head to strangle him in his sleep!

chillypalmer 7

I understand your pain :)