Today, I helped move my current boyfriend into his new dorm room. This would've been fine if I didn't have to do this while avoiding eye contact with my ex-boyfriend, who just happens to be my boyfriend's new roommate. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Today, I just found out that my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend are rooming together at college. Visits are going to be extremely awkward. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my fiancé and I just moved into our first apartment together. Our neighbor across the hall? My ex-boyfriend who I've had to file three separate restraining orders on. FML
Stuck on amber
Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML
Today, my roommate revealed that she's dating my ex. I later had to navigate around them caressing each other just to grab my noodles from the microwave. FML
Oh no…
Today, my boyfriend finally found a roommate after hopelessly looking for months. I was really anxious to meet the guy because I would most likely be spending a good amount of time with him. Who did my boyfriend end up picking as his new roommate? My ex-boyfriend. FML
Moving day
Today, I just got a new assignment for the moving company I work for. Two weeks ago my fiancé dumped me and I moved out of the house. Almost all of the furniture was mine and it took forever. The new moving assignment I have is moving her new boyfriend into my old house. FML
Caught in the act
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if I'd help clean out his ex-girlfriend's closet. I found their wedding photos. FML
Top comments
Cinn_fml 23
That should be fun. Hopefully it wasn't a bad break-up between you and your ex. You're just going to have to learn to be civil if nothing else.
FFML_314 12
Don't act like it bothers you. Be civil and don't bring up the past. You should be just fine. Unless you're hiding something from your current boyfriend that your ex boyfriend might tell him.
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Comments (90)
rety1 13
sounds like 3some time to me...
heyhihellogoodby 0
today, i had to move into my new dorm room. it wouldn't be so bad if the person helping wasn't my ex girlfriend, who was avoiding eye contact with me the entire time. and mu roomate is her new boyfriend. FML
Gottaa_luv_Thiss 0
playaaa
BeeHappy_fml 0
RWJ is damn hilarious, 17. And BTW, your dad's an alcoholic.
howrudoin 11
probly a FML for your Ex more than you lol, they bouta start discussing they experiences w/ you lol.
datingsux 0
Dear xFalzz: You're cute!
alexarose 0
talk about irony.
iltby 3
Could've been worse.
reiyoku 0
Maybe if you werent such a hoe.
superfly459 0
**** it, just have a gangbang. that way everyone will be happy
smarties25 0
well then, iif your ex iisnt over you and ur bf is his roommate I suggest he tries to move out cuz I bet there's gone be hella fights, =] good luck,